Try It! It’s Dogerrific And Pupalicious!

Title inspired by how I try to get Roscoe to eat dog food. It seldom works. COMING SOON TO THIS BLOG! A couple of requested rants. The triumphant return of the Horticultural Whore. The truth behind why I chose to run the Kingdom Sim game and what it holds for the future. And just maybe …

Zen And The Art Of Chicken Tractors

So, Friday night I played in what hopefully be my first regular stint as a PLAYER in a roleplaying group since 1989. It was fun, the GM and other players were fine folks, the food was good (Thanks again, Anne!) AND... ...Mutants and Masterminds fucking rocks!!! Oh, my droogies, how the Good Doctor has had …

You Damn Kids!

Well, I seem to have turned 51 years old today. How the hell did that happen? I demand a recount! Mumble...gripe...bitch...whine...

Sweet Kisses From The Green Eyed Hottie

While I'm deciding if I want to post some sort of pre-birthday bloggage about becoming 51, here's that meme that's floating around... 1. Comment with any subject that you would like me to rant on, with possible swearing involved. Any subject - I don't even have to agree with it. Also, I may rant in …

Goodbye, Johnny

Johnny Carson died today. As someone who started watching the Tonight Show back when Jack Paar hosted it and stopped watching the night Johnny signed off, this news hit me like a gut full of buckshot. So long, Johnny. You really were the king.

All Aboard The Funky Monkey Express

Took Roscoe to the vet today for some tests and booster shots. He has been drinking lots of water lately and that is often a sign of diabetes or kidney problems. The vet took blood samples, but we need to get a urine sample as well...looks like I'll be holding the bottle for it, what …

It’s Like Living One Life, Only Twice As Complicated And Half As Fun

The question (from a few decades ago) that prompted the title was: What's it like, living two lives? And now, reason #571 why I'm going to Hell when I die:) The Scene: Doc is getting out of his car at a local shopping center and sees two young women handing out religious flyers and asking …

Cooler Than A Polar Bear’s Buttocks

Yet another quiz that told me nothing new... You scored as Chaotic Good. A Chaotic Good person is someone who has little intrinsic respect for laws or authority, seeing them as insufficient to sustain what's right. These people work according to their own moral compass which, while good, is not necessarily always aligned with that …

Acting Kinda Like A Kid, Only Not.

So, apparently I act less than half my age. Big surprise there. You Are 18 Years Old 18 Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still …

Subjective Writing Again

Welcome back! Chapter Three of my look back at LJ entry titles lies before you. Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!! Take A Right At The Light, Then Straight On 'Til Night (More lyrical theft, this time from "Blinded By The Light") And The Scene Changes (I must have been way mellowed out) Mrs. Wangdoodle And Her Flying Cat (A …

More Subjective Writing

We continue our borderline thrilling look at my LJ entry titles for 2004 Roscoe T. Dogg And The Case Of The Tasty Hamburger (If my food obsessed old hound wrote mystery novels, this would be one of them) Put The Blame On VTR (Another blatant musical ripoff, this time from "Video Killed The Radio Star") …

Subjective Writing

Since I don't have a full years worth of entries with which to do the "first sentence from each month" meme, here instead is a review of the titles of each of my entries from 2004. Hey, just be glad I didn't review all the titles from my Blogger days:) Here I Am! (First LJ …

The Cinnamon Scented Love Goddess Of Cody, Wyoming

It's odds and ends time, my little chipmunks... A big nastyass storm is moving down the West Coast and the rain she is falling. Up in the high country, the snow is expected to get up to 100 inches deeper. Here at Casa Cross, we shall stay inside where it is cozy and warm...except when …

Don’t Listen To Them…They Aren’t Even Real

Ok...I admit it...I'm a meme slut... Bernard Pivot, on his famed French television shows "Apostrophe" and "Bouillon de Culture", asked these questions of his guests. James Lipton, of "Inside the Actor's Studio", has made them famous in America. Now they're a meme! 1. What is your favorite word? Stuff 2. What is your least favorite …

Comedy Is Easy…DYING Is Hard

Hmmm....I knew I wouldn't break 20 on this, but...wow... Ya know, I really don't despise nerds.