Don’t Pee On The Electric Fence

…the way you tricked those other kids into it:)

16 Year Old Meme
Six things I would tell my sixteen year-old self:

1: Do NOT join the Navy after High School

2: Work like hell from now until you graduate. Use the money to travel around for a year or so.

3: Even if you have to beat him up to do it, get Dad in for a cancer screening every 6 months for the next 20 years.

4: Mom and Dad aren’t assholes, YOU are.

5: Here’s a game called Dungeons & Dragons. Rewrite it and then publish it in 1973.

6: In about 9 years, find Grace, sweep her off her feet and marry her. You’ll be glad you did.

This meme concept was taken from ross_winn. Good idea, Ross.

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3 comments on “Don’t Pee On The Electric Fence

  1. delazan says:

    Nice!
    Nice answers, Doc. Go see what I wrote to my 16-year-old self.
    Just out of curiousity, in what year(s) were you 16?
    -L.

  2. unclelumpy says:

    1. When you get to college, major in math. But only AFTER you have to declare a major. And if at all possible, try to transfer to UC Santa Cruz, because then you’ll get to study under a man named Tom Lehrer. You’ll want to know him.
    2. In a few years, you’ll learn about people called “furries”. Avoid them at ALL COSTS!
    3. Before 2000 comes along, try to immigrate to Canada. Just TRUST me on this one!
    4. There’s a company called “Microsoft” out there. Buy as many shares of it as you can.
    5. Get plenty of excercise and watch what you eat. And for God’s sake lay off the soda!
    6. When a drunk college chick offers to have sex with you, you say…. YES!!!

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