…which edge? That would be telling:)
More Meme Madness
Cadged from agrumer
1.Name someone with the same birthday as you:
Tom Selleck, Oprah Winfrey (same exact birthdate), w.C. Fields
2.Where was your first kiss?
First innocent kiss? Can’t recall. Second grade? First passionate french kiss? Valentines Day, 1967, Loma Rica, California, in the hayloft of a barn. I was barely 13, she was almost 18. It was very good:)
3.Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else’s property?
4.Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?
Yes, but only after they hit me first.
5.Have you ever sung in front of a large number of people?
6.What’s the first thing you notice about the preferred sex?
Walking towards me? Face. Walking away? Ass
7.What really turns you on?
8.What do you order at Starbucks?
Fuck Starbucks! I hate coffee and their tea sucks. I piss upon Starbucks.
9.What is your biggest mistake?
Not saving money when I was younger.
10.Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?
Are you fucking nuts? Hell no.
11.Say something totally random about yourself.
You’d be amazed at some of my skills.
12. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
13.Do you still watch kiddy movies or tv shows?
14.Did you have braces?
15.Are you comfortable with your height?
Yes, because like penis size, your stuck with what you get and I did ok:)
16.What is the most romantic thing someone of the opposite sex has done for you?
17.When do you know it’s love?
When you care for them more than you care for you.
18.Do you speak any other languages?
19.Have you ever been to a tanning salon?
Nope. I use the sun.
20.What magazines do you read?
Mother Earth News, Sunset, PC Gamer, Alarums & Excursions, Organic Gardening, Bird Talk, Playboy, Birds & Blooms, This Old House, Premiere, Reader’s Digest, Wired
21.Have you ever ridden in a limo?
Yes, a few times.
22.Has anyone you were really close to passed away?
My father, my dog, my uncle.
23.Do you watch mtv?
24.What’s something that really annoys you?
Politics, religion, stupid people
25.What’s something you really like?
26.Do you like Michael Jackson?
Only if he was being drawn and quartered
27.Can you dance?
28.What’s the latest you have ever stayed up?
Unenhanced? 30 hours or so. Enhanced? About 72 hours.
29.Have you ever been rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room?
30.Do you actually read these when other people fill them out?