…it would be so much easier with an airplane
Well, the laptop is in the shop and will be out next week. Curse you, stupid 3 day weekend!
And now, we be ready to sail into adventure…Yarr!
About this character: He’s as salty an old seadog as ever was, matey, and a darned fine pirate, too.
#22: Captain Patrick “Bloody Pat” Kelly
Main Trait: Pirate Captain
Second Trait: Swordsman
Third Trait: Ladies Man
Flaws: Hot Temper, Hard Drinker, Pitiless To Enemies
Captain Kelly is about 35 years old, pretty good looking and a ruthless foe of all authority. He has death sentences on him by many countries and is quite proud of that fact. He hates the French and Spanish, but as a good Irishman, he reserves most of his hate for England. He has a rather soft spot for the American colonies tho. In fact, he often says he might retire there one day.
His ship, the Nightmare, is crewed by as tough a bunch of sailors as was ever made. They are loyal to the Captain, but also take great pains not to piss him off. Once a year, the Captain has a huge party for “his lads” during which the food, rum and women are plentiful.
In his spare time, Bloody Pat likes to nurse hangovers, curse in up to 7 languages and try to remember how many children he has fathered.