The Day We Blew Up Roger

…and other tales from my childhood

Regardin our trip prep/house cleaning/garden prep so far: AAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!

And now, more of Average Joe Week

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About this character:  Jooooooe innnn spaaaaaaaace!

#53: Joe Orion, Starship Mechanic 

Stats (using FUDGE dice)

Body: +2
Mind: +2
Spirit: +2

Oh now, jeez, I haven’t seen one of dese in years. An old Asimov 250 with jump drive, right? Gosh, this is a classic, don’t ya know? There’s a fella back home in Fargo has got one o’ these.

Can I fix it? Oh yeah, you betcha! Might take a few days to get the parts, but I can have her up and runnin’ soon as I get ’em. Probably be costin’ ya seven or eight thousand credits, can’t be real sure yet.

Oh yeah, they got nice rooms over there at the Olympus Mons Hilton. Great buffet, too. Can’t beat our Martian cattle for a nice big steak or slice of prime rib. Got a buncha folks from Titan in town this week and things have been gettin’ a bit excitin’, don’t ya know.

Say now, is that a Ellison Industries particle cannon ya got there? Ya know, for an extra 500 credits, I can install the full auto upgrade for ya…


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