Devil Pigeons With Laser Eyes

...they crap on a statue, then melt it The Letter Meme This is the meme where you list 5 things that start with the same letter that have meaning to you. I was tagged with "R" by the world famous mylescorcoran. If you want to be tagged, reply to this entry and ask for a … Continue reading Devil Pigeons With Laser Eyes

Attack Of The Pasta Men From Mercury

...as usual, they've come to steal our women Doc Update #3,965,471 1: I'm finally feeling almost entirely human again. Man, I REALLY hate being sick. 2: Last night's Call of Cthulhu game was huge fun. Bigfoot...crazy old miners...suspicious townsfolk...aliens doing vivisection on still living humans...it was the bomb. 3: Now that I'm feeling better, my … Continue reading Attack Of The Pasta Men From Mercury

French Toast Served On A French Girl

...ahh, memories, memories Dundracon 2008 Part 2: Got here at 1:30...waited 45 minutes for our room to be cleaned...for some reason, my computer decides to fart in the general direction of the hotels high speed access...after 4 attempts, finally got a decent connection using dial up...ate sammies and chips and such in room...met many friends...contemplating … Continue reading French Toast Served On A French Girl

It Was Like Stuffing A Marshmallow Into A Piggy Bank

...mostly because they were drunk nervous virgins AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dundracon is tomorrow and I still have 5,391 things to do! My fucking cell phone chose today to die! I'm still feeling blah, but not sick! I have to deliver a shitload of pizzas to a crazy bitch today! My head is exploding! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! In other news, … Continue reading It Was Like Stuffing A Marshmallow Into A Piggy Bank

The Totally Surprising, Yet Very Comforting, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Six Gay Lemurs

...co-starring her Grandma Trixie I have been pretty lazy about commenting upon the LJ entries of most of you, My Beloved Readers. To rectify this error, I present the following multiple choice generic comment list. Please choose one or two that best fit your recent LJ entries. 1: LOL 2: I'm sorry to hear that. … Continue reading The Totally Surprising, Yet Very Comforting, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Six Gay Lemurs