...a thrilling tale of action, adventure and good hygiene Ok, so I've got another Poll Based RPG Experiment in my head. This time, it's all about populating a village. So anyway, here goes...(it should be pretty self explanatory, at least in this early part)
Month: September 2008
The Rare And Beautiful Yellow Crested Horny Moose Of Potawango Island
...under no circumstances must you bend over if horny moose are about (not applicable to Canadians) I just posted this on RPGnet... Originally Posted by Lazarus: That said... the Savage World of Alton Brown. Hmmm...that one could work... Alton roams the country on his big bad motorcycle...accompanied by the American Iron Chefs...backed up by various … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Yellow Crested Horny Moose Of Potawango Island
Blue Goats
...but not clinically depressed goats Stuff 1: So, walking meltdown John McCain decided to "suspend" his presidential campaign to rush back to Washington and help stave off our imminent economic collapse. That is, if by "rush" you mean stay in New York long enough to do an interview with Katie Couric and then appear at … Continue reading Blue Goats
The First Church Of The Winkerdog
...featuring hot dog flavored communion wafers and holy gravy Game Session Report On Sunday, we gathered round ye olde gaming table and played the second session of 200 Years After and things went well. Below, a few of the high points. 1: All 5 of the PCs went down the tunnel that was found in … Continue reading The First Church Of The Winkerdog
Confessions Of A Used Turtle Salesman
...143 weeks on the New York Times Worst Seller List Ok...I saw this halfwitted meme over on cappadocius LJ and decided to give my answers. The Controversial (if you are a fucking moron) Survey [01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey? Well, considering that I'm doing … Continue reading Confessions Of A Used Turtle Salesman
They Arrived Just In Time For The Monkfish Festival
...and stayed until after the big Dung Fair Oy, I haven't been Mr. post-O-matic lately, have I? Well, here is some new stuff, in the form of Open Letters. Dear Fall, I know you're feeling a bit put out with me, seeing as how in the past I've let my bitter hatred of Winter taint … Continue reading They Arrived Just In Time For The Monkfish Festival
The Horticultural Whore Set Sail For The Spanish Main
...on his ship, "The Cruel Cuttlefish" Yarr, ye salty sons o' sea lions! Today be Talk Like A Pirate Day and I been tryin' me best ta get First Mate Daisy an' Bosun Winker inta the spirit. They's a couple of ol' seadogs, dontcha know. Earlier t'day, when we was all rovin' about the garden, … Continue reading The Horticultural Whore Set Sail For The Spanish Main
A Last Long Kiss Before Fading Away
...she did the fade, he stayed behind Five Lives Meme (ganked from em_gumby) If you had five other lives to lead, what would you do in each of them? 1: Naturalist/zoologist 2: Professional thief (jewels and cash, most likely) 3: Farmer with an organic sustainable farm 4: Masked vigilante in the Shadow/Spider mold 5: Father … Continue reading A Last Long Kiss Before Fading Away
Pie For The Children
...schnozzberry pie Today was a busy day for your old Uncle Doc, kiddies. Let's look at the list... 1: Tended to my two Canine American Princesses 2: Tended to my neighbors three amped up terriers 3: Gave a blood sample that my Urologist ordered 4: Went to fill out a job application 5: Went to … Continue reading Pie For The Children
Aardvark-Man, Archenemy Of Evil
...with his sidekick, Hyrax Boy Slice 'O Life Stuff: Still unemployed, but I'm tending my across the street neighbors 3 sweet doggies for a week while she and her hubby are gone. Pay should be good. Got two new tires on the car, plus rotating and getting an old tire mounted as my spare. $182.00, … Continue reading Aardvark-Man, Archenemy Of Evil
A Yank High On Crank Sitting In A Tank Near A Bank Having a Wank
...can't do more cos I'm drawing a blank To my Democrat friends: Next time some Republican dipshit talks up Palin over Obama, point this out. Like Obama, Jesus was a Community Organizer. Like Palin, Pontius Pilate was a Governor. and one I just thought up... Like Rip Van Winkle, McCain is an old fart out … Continue reading A Yank High On Crank Sitting In A Tank Near A Bank Having a Wank
The Cupcake Elves Want To Rule The World
...hey, at least they offer great cupcakes Description of my Dundracon Toon game proposal, as seen on the website 20th Anniversary TOON Bash Twenty years of running TOON games at Dundracon? You betcha! If you've ever played in one of my games, come play or just say hi. If you've ever WANTED to play, come … Continue reading The Cupcake Elves Want To Rule The World
The All New Adventures Of Higgins The Honey Badger
...9:00 on saturday mornings. In color! My Wild & Misspent Youth: Sleeping With Beasts (The following is only a portion of an epic 8 day hitchhiking/camping trip that my cousin and I undertook around Labor Day, 1972. I shall tell the other parts over the course of these postings.) We got into San Diego about … Continue reading The All New Adventures Of Higgins The Honey Badger
The 34 Things You Should Never Put On Your Butt
...#12 is molten lava Well, my little woodland friends, the fates were decidedly against Uncle Doc doing any gardening today. No sooner had I finished my morning tea than my gastrointestinal system demanded that I spend some quality time with the bathroom. Several times. Until about noon. After that, I had other chores to do, … Continue reading The 34 Things You Should Never Put On Your Butt
Large Hadrosaur Collider
...much messier than the other LHC I got up this morning at 6:30 am. Obviously, I've lost my mind. Today is "Start getting the veggie garden ready for fall veggie planting" Day. By the time I'm done, Compost Pile L-47 Delta (Codename: Mystic Hambone) will be at least doubled in size and I'll have everything … Continue reading Large Hadrosaur Collider
Big Blue Chickens With Swords
...no doubt, they are already in a monster manual somewhere . My Wild & Misspent Youth: Spontaneous vacation . Sometime in the late 1970’s… Noon, Sunday, her apartment: “I’d better head home now. You’ve got to study for tomorrow’s finals and I need to go feed the zoo crew.” “Yeah”, she said, “I’ve got two … Continue reading Big Blue Chickens With Swords
Chapter 30: In Which Our Hero Thrashes The Wicked Duke, Saves A Town From The French And Feeds A Cat
...and he fed it fish, too Well, we played Session 1 of the Fall Fantasy series (hereforth to be known as "200 Years After") on Sunday and all went well. Due to schoolwork and such, Grace has bowed out of the group for a few months, but we had new players Rich and Kira, so … Continue reading Chapter 30: In Which Our Hero Thrashes The Wicked Duke, Saves A Town From The French And Feeds A Cat
Now Playing For Your Amusement: John McCain & His Trained Hillbilly Hooch
...for a limited engagement I'm back and I'm not as pissed off at the entire human race as I was on Wednesday. For a couple of days there, tho, I was not someone you'd want to be anywhere near. And no, I don't want to talk about it, except to say that I hate having … Continue reading Now Playing For Your Amusement: John McCain & His Trained Hillbilly Hooch
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... Not in a good mental place. No blogging for awhile. No human interaction for awhile. Be back whenever.
Wiener Dogs In Space: The Roleplaying Game
...using the D4 system Busy day today. Lots of stuff to do. Stress level: Orange. Must not give in to urge to scream.
Fungus & Mold Quarterly
...now available online . My Wild & Misspent Youth: A Meeting In My Brain . Transcript of the meeting held on March 15, 1979 at 1:30:23 pm Common Sense: Ok, guys, settle down. A meeting has been called to discuss… Penis: PUSSY!!!!!! Primitive Brain: Mongo like pussy. Mongo want pussy. Penis: You betcha, big guy! … Continue reading Fungus & Mold Quarterly
The Mostly Sad, Yet Kind Of Odd, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Drunken Skunk
...set entirely within the country of Lithuania . My Wild & Misspent Youth: A Wild Ride . Ok, so, where I grew up, way out in the sticks near Loma Rica, California, we had a pretty good sized hill behind our house. About 2.5 miles, straight line, from our house at it’s base to the … Continue reading The Mostly Sad, Yet Kind Of Odd, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Drunken Skunk
