The Rare And Beautiful Yellow Crested Horny Moose Of Potawango Island

...under no circumstances must you bend over if horny moose are about (not applicable to Canadians) I just posted this on RPGnet... Originally Posted by Lazarus: That said... the Savage World of Alton Brown. Hmmm...that one could work... Alton roams the country on his big bad motorcycle...accompanied by the American Iron Chefs...backed up by various … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Yellow Crested Horny Moose Of Potawango Island

A Yank High On Crank Sitting In A Tank Near A Bank Having a Wank

...can't do more cos I'm drawing a blank To my Democrat friends: Next time some Republican dipshit talks up Palin over Obama, point this out. Like Obama, Jesus was a Community Organizer. Like Palin, Pontius Pilate was a Governor. and one I just thought up... Like Rip Van Winkle, McCain is an old fart out … Continue reading A Yank High On Crank Sitting In A Tank Near A Bank Having a Wank

The All New Adventures Of Higgins The Honey Badger

...9:00 on saturday mornings. In color! My Wild & Misspent Youth: Sleeping With Beasts (The following is only a portion of an epic 8 day hitchhiking/camping trip that my cousin and I undertook around Labor Day, 1972. I shall tell the other parts over the course of these postings.) We got into San Diego about … Continue reading The All New Adventures Of Higgins The Honey Badger

The 34 Things You Should Never Put On Your Butt

...#12 is molten lava Well, my little woodland friends, the fates were decidedly against Uncle Doc doing any gardening today. No sooner had I finished my morning tea than my gastrointestinal system demanded that I spend some quality time with the bathroom. Several times. Until about noon. After that, I had other chores to do, … Continue reading The 34 Things You Should Never Put On Your Butt

Chapter 30: In Which Our Hero Thrashes The Wicked Duke, Saves A Town From The French And Feeds A Cat

...and he fed it fish, too Well, we played Session 1 of the Fall Fantasy series (hereforth to be known as "200 Years After") on Sunday and all went well. Due to schoolwork and such, Grace has bowed out of the group for a few months, but we had new players Rich and Kira, so … Continue reading Chapter 30: In Which Our Hero Thrashes The Wicked Duke, Saves A Town From The French And Feeds A Cat

Now Playing For Your Amusement: John McCain & His Trained Hillbilly Hooch

...for a limited engagement I'm back and I'm not as pissed off at the entire human race as I was on Wednesday. For a couple of days there, tho, I was not someone you'd want to be anywhere near. And no, I don't want to talk about it, except to say that I hate having … Continue reading Now Playing For Your Amusement: John McCain & His Trained Hillbilly Hooch

The Mostly Sad, Yet Kind Of Odd, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Drunken Skunk

...set entirely within the country of Lithuania . My Wild & Misspent Youth: A Wild Ride . Ok, so, where I grew up, way out in the sticks near Loma Rica, California, we had a pretty good sized hill behind our house. About 2.5 miles, straight line, from our house at it’s base to the … Continue reading The Mostly Sad, Yet Kind Of Odd, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Drunken Skunk