The Winkerdog VS The Evil Blanket

…so far, the blanket seems to be winning

So, you ask, what did Uncle Doc do today? Well, children, Uncle Doc had a biopsy done on his prostate gland…

….WHICH INVOLVES A LONG FUCKING NEEDLE GOING UP YOUR ASS, THEN THROUGH YOUR ABDOMINAL WALL, THEN INTO YOUR PROSTATE GLAND…EIGHT FUCKING TIMES!!!

And then, on January second, I find out if I have prostate cancer (very low probability) or just an oversized prostate gland (which I do…twice normal size, like my father had back in 1970). Either way, surgery is likely.

So, how was YOUR day?

7 comments on “The Winkerdog VS The Evil Blanket

  1. jbru says:

    Nothing so undignified in my day. Sorry yours involved needles up the ass! That is a fate I save for wishing upon Republicans. Darn our bodies and their intractable stubbornness in finding ways to get us dead! And damn that modern medicine for requiring such painful ways to stop them!

  2. Owwww!
    That’s up there right near the top of the UNFUN THINGS list.
    I hope it’s all clear and you’ve got some good painkillers.

  3. doc_mystery says:

    Despite being in a good cause, this does sound like a PITA.
    Get comfy again soon!
    ::B::

  4. But it’s much better for any problems to be dealt with now, than what happens later, especially if it is cancer. Not much consolation, I know.

  5. aota says:

    Ow! That sounds very uncomfortable.

  6. unclelumpy says:

    Sorry to bust your bubble.

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