This Just In: Michael Jackson Is Still Deader Than Interstate Roadkill

…just heading off the inevitable “he still lives” conspiracy theory

Walter: Working Class Superhero

By overwhelming vote, Walter works at the cities main water treatment plant. He is, in fact, a water testing chemist at the newly constructed green bio-treatment unit, which uses natural methods (such as soil filtration and water hyacinth) to produce clean weater.

So, here is a new poll question:

We shall assume that Walter’s super outfit can change shape along with the rest of him.

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