THIS DAY IN HISTORY!
40 years ago: My pal was born! Happy birthday, Nik!
20 years ago: The Berlin Wall fell! Take that, you commie motherfuckers!
13 years ago: My Sweet Angel, Grace, in a moment of either lost sanity or saintlike charity, married me in Reno, Nevada.
Sweetheart, it has been a wonderful 13 years. I love you, My Little Owl Finch Of Passion!