Walking On Thin Eyes

...which turn out to be a bit squishy GOOD-FUCKING-BYE TO THE BUSH DECADE! Man, am I ever glad to be seeing the retreating ass of the 2000's! Marked by 8 years of that shit eating idiot, George W. Bush as president (to say nothing of that evil fucking scumbag Dick(head)Cheney), this was a decade that … Continue reading Walking On Thin Eyes

The Strange Animals Are Stalking You

...and they are really strange The Real World Shire No, I'm not gonna tell you about a real place called The Shire, I'm talking about the area the land of the Hobbits would occupy in our world. It's alot bigger than most people think. In "The Lord Of The Rings" (and in other places), Tolkien … Continue reading The Strange Animals Are Stalking You

A Pink Mink With A Decided Stink Bought A Drink For A Skink Who Poured It Down The Sink

...cos he didn't stop to think, the reptilian little fink. So today I went to see my urologist with the thought in mind that, after about 18 months of trying various drugs to shrink my prostate gland, it might be time to reduce it via surgery. And so I did. It would seem, however, that … Continue reading A Pink Mink With A Decided Stink Bought A Drink For A Skink Who Poured It Down The Sink

It’s All Fun And Games Until You Cause The Beer To Explode

...which is easier than you think Stuff: The Greatest Hits 1: Major drama is, thankfully, not a common thing in my family. Minor, individual dramas, yes, but drama that involves all three of us sibs and my mom, no. Until this last weekend. I won't go into details, but just let me say: AAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!! 2: … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until You Cause The Beer To Explode

The Family Friendly, Yet Way Terrifying, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And Evil Zombie Santa Claus

...co-starring her Grandpa Boris Hello, children! It has been a battle these past couple of days between your kindly old Uncle Doc and LiveJournal and this poor old laptop. Many times have I been nearly ready to throw the laptop away and then crush LiveJournal HQ under my sandaled feet. Seems to be an LJ … Continue reading The Family Friendly, Yet Way Terrifying, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And Evil Zombie Santa Claus