Don’t Shoot Me, I’m Only The Accordian Player

...on second thought, shoot me. The Trip to DogCon 3: Day 10, Part 2, In which we view even more roadside attractions, I extol the virtues of driving a house on wheels, we have Round 1 of "Goat VS Dog" and we enter St. Louis and encounter the Jones Gang. (Note: All comments in italics … Continue reading Don’t Shoot Me, I’m Only The Accordian Player

Green Clowns From Under Your Bed

...they'll recycle your trash, then eat your face. The Trip to DogCon 3: Day 10, Part 1, In which we go on a roadside attraction binge, our critters get lost on the bus and we eat more corndogs. (Note: All comments by Flash are in italics) We are scheduled to visit seven roadside attractions today. … Continue reading Green Clowns From Under Your Bed

The Rare And Beautiful And Deadly Flying Weaselcobra Of Potawango Island

...they are just crazy dangerous The Trip to DogCon 3: Day 5, Part 2, In which we have a somewhat quieter drive, curry is eaten and my cat falls in love. (Note: All comments by Flash are in italics) The second, mostly downhill, half of our trip through Glacier National Park on the Going To … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful And Deadly Flying Weaselcobra Of Potawango Island

The Mysterious, Yet Oddly Romantic, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Haunted Shopping Mall

...co-starring her pet emu, Walter The Trip to DogCon 3: Day 5, Part 1, In which we quickly recap yesterday, drive on a twisty mountain road, view scenic panoramas and watch tourists behave stupidly. (Note: All comments by Flash are in italics) Recap of yesterday: I was not feeling 100% ok yesterday. In fact, I … Continue reading The Mysterious, Yet Oddly Romantic, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Haunted Shopping Mall

Chapter 321: In Which Our Hero, Having Narrowly Avoided Marriage, Must Escape Into The Wilderness

...armed only with a teaspoon and some yak butter The Trip to DogCon 3: Day 2, Part 2, In which we learn a very great deal about onions, our conveyance slips sideways in time and we find a stash of chocolate. (Note: All comments by Flash are in italics) So...Walla Walla, Washington...Onion Central for the … Continue reading Chapter 321: In Which Our Hero, Having Narrowly Avoided Marriage, Must Escape Into The Wilderness

The Rare And Beautiful Pink Kangaroo Panda Of Potawango Island

...cute as hell, but man, can they ever jump Doc Update... Everyone here at Casa Cross is healthy. And still working. But still poor. I read the latest Dresden Files novel "Changes" and it was very good indeed. My garden is doing pretty well, considering that summer arrived about 6 weeks late this year. Gotta … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Pink Kangaroo Panda Of Potawango Island

I Love The Smell Of Gamma Rays In The Morning

...they smell like HULK SMASH! The Road To DogCon 3: This Year's Route As we all know, the imaginary con takes place in the fictional town of Wilted Springs, Texas. Normally, we would drive either south (thru California or Nevada to Arizona), then turn east...or go east (thru Nevada, Utah and Colorado, then turn south … Continue reading I Love The Smell Of Gamma Rays In The Morning

The Elightening, Yet Subversive, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Pig Who Could Bake Pies

...co-starring her Uncle Snuffy So, continuing with the DogCon 3 theme, here is a list of music that we have listened to on the last two trips. "Janis Joplin Sings Led Zeppelin" "Woodstock 15: Original Soundtrack To The Movie" The soundtrack for "Harry Potter of Baker Street" "Frank Sinatra Sings Tom Waits" The Beatles "Grey … Continue reading The Elightening, Yet Subversive, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Pig Who Could Bake Pies