Whack A Gnoll!

…the new & fun carnival game

 

The Doclopedia #118

Potions: Polymorph Potion

 

Ingredients

1 quart ocean water, taken from at least 5 miles out from the shore and during a storm.
1 quart of steam taken from water thrown onto a red hot iron plate
6 drops of doppleganger blood
1 teaspoon essence of illusion
1 small, live octopus
1 small, live chameleon
A pinch of the hair, fur, feathers or scales of the being or creature you mean to imitate

In a clean cauldron made of iron, bring the water to a boil.

Add the steam, doppleganger blood and essence of illusion.

Continue to boil for as long as it takes you to sing “The Lumberjack Song”

Remove from heat and let cool for 7 minutes, then stir rapidly while adding the octopus and chameleon.

After 3 minutes of stirring, place back on heat.

Boil for 5 more minutes while you are dressed as the opposite sex.

Remove from heat and allow to cool.

Once cool, pour into glasses (while straining out the octopus & chameleon) and each person should then add the pinch of fur, hair, feathers or scales.

Drink quickly, since it all must be consumed and it tastes quite nasty.

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