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The Doclopedia #120

Potions: Elixir of Healing

 

For our final entry of Potions Week, I must apologize for not mentioning our sponsors, the United Potion and Foods Company, earlier.

 

 

Ingredients

2 cups of water
1 pinch of salt
1 three ounce packet of Mrs. Fondleduck’s Instant Healing Potion

In a clean kettle made from the neck skin of an Ancient Red Dragon, bring the water to a boil.

Add salt and Mrs. Fondleduck’s Instant Healing Potion

Read the handy chant printed on every packet of Mrs. Fondleduck’s Instant Healing Potion while stirring gently for 1 minute.

Allow to cool for 10 minutes, then drink down quickly.

For a festive holiday look, while the potion is boiling you can add 1 four ounce can of Uncle Loco’s Chopped Red & Green Jalapeno Chili Peppers.

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