Winker, Queen Of The Amazon Bassets

…just ask her

The Doclopedia #138

On New Year’s Eve…:

…of 2005, Orloon VinHutaPrib, a Class 7 Exterminator/Conqueror from the planet JetoKrigBex, was successfully teleported onto a small country road near San Luis Obispo, California. His mission: kill Terrans until they stopped fighting back and accepted his Words of Conquest.

UNFORTUNATELY, just as he was powering up his TsinVix weapon, a group of 9 drunken teenagers came flying over a small hump in the road at 90 miles an hour, catching some pretty big air and crushing Orloon VinHutaPrib, a Class 7 Exterminator/Conqueror from the planet JetoKrigBex, into a bluish green smear on the road. They never ever slowed down. A few minutes later, his TsinVix weapon overloaded and vaporized itself and everything organic for a 100 yard radius.

Back on JetoKrigBex, his sudden demise scared his people into a life of pacifism.

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