Spanky Wasn’t Her Nickname

...it was her hobby Boldly, I charge onward with more Doclopedia goodness! The Doclopedia #319 By The Numbers: 79 ...was the number of crew members and passengers on board the state of the art “tri-phibian” steamship Eudora Banks when it disappeared near the island of Sumba on or about March 14th, 1898. The disappearance made …

Bucky & Squint Meet The Munsters

...aired just once, in 1968 The Doclopedia #318 By The Numbers: 25 ...was the age at which Benicia Gutierrez acquired her super powers. Little did she know when she and her dog Andy went hiking that she would end up falling face first into a radioactive pool of water that sat atop an illegal dump …

Beat The Meatles

...they never really found an audience Here is the final entry in the Cool Shoes theme. Below it, you'll find the first two posts of the new theme By The Numbers The Doclopedia #315 Cool Shoes: The Badass Blue Suede Shoes Simply put, these are the shoes that will let you kick ass and take …

Feeding Pie To Gorillas

...don't run out of pie The Doclopedia #313 Cool Shoes: The Brain Boosting Sensible Shoes These shoes are not even a little bit cool, stylish or sexy, but once you put them on, your brain power will go through the roof. You'll be doing math problems so complex that you'll make idiot savants go “Holy …

The 57 Things You Must NEVER Say To A Crying Woman

...#1: Did I do something wrong? The Doclopedia #312 Cool Shoes: The Spike Heels Of Stealth If you want to be wearing some drop dead sexy sexy shoes while you bust into an ultra high security facility, you want to slip these on. Once you're wearing them, you become invisible, totally silent and absolutely undetectable …

The Adventure Of The Flatulent Friar

...as written by John H. Watson, M.D. The Doclopedia #310 Cool Shoes: The Spirit Boots Anyone wearing these well worn cowboy boots will gain all of the abilities of a ghostly spirit. They will be able to fade into or out of view, pass through solid objects, float slowly through the air and emit a …

Winter In The Hot Zone

...clothing and lasers are optional Note To Readers: Yes, I really do plan on blogging about things other than the Doclopedia, but not until August 17th when my self imposed 365 entries in 365 days challenge has ended. At that point, the Doclopedia will only appear about three times a week. If you have any …

A Minivan Full Of Canaries

...none of them were blue or anywhere near a light switch The Doclopedia #308 Pirates Of The Circle Sea: The Sea Demon (Note to roleplayers: These characters have no numbers assigned, but I do use various words to denote abilities, skills, etc ) Descriptively, there isn't much that can be said for certain about the …

Red Monkey Doom

...obviously, a pulp story title The Doclopedia #307 Pirates Of The Circle Sea: Mr. Musrin (Note to roleplayers: These characters have no numbers assigned, but I do use various words to denote abilities, skills, etc ) Mr. Musrin, First Mate on the Wicked Wench, is an enigmatic fellow. First off, with the possible exception of …

The Amazing Adventures Of Doctor Tempest And The Island Of The Golden Apes

...from the December, 1902 issue The Doclopedia #306 Pirates Of The Circle Sea: Captain Brakolas Brakkomin (Note to roleplayers: These characters have no numbers assigned, but I do use various words to denote abilities, skills, etc ) Aksima Vell is not the only successful and charismatic pirate out there. Captain Brakolas Brakkomin, is every bit …

Fear And Loathing In Wonderland

...where Dr. Thompson would never get a second look. The Doclopedia #305 Pirates Of The Circle Sea: Mr. Crubb (Note to roleplayers: These characters have no numbers assigned, but I do use various words to denote abilities, skills, etc ) The very first member of her crew to ever meet Aksima Vell was Mr. Ferdonius …

Ham For Everybody!

...it's Hamday! The Doclopedia #303 Pirates Of The Circle Sea: Rugothar (Note to roleplayers: These characters have no numbers assigned, but I do use various words to denote abilities, skills, etc ) Rugothar (his last name is a secret to everyone but the members of his clan), is the Raiding Master and Weapons Master of …

Woozy, Boozey, Bluesy…What A Floozie!

...she was a doozy! Ok, so no Doclopedia entry for Sunday, either. This was because we had our car slip into a mechanical coma, so we had to buy another car quick, or I would not be able to get to work. So it was a hectic and tiring day. Doclopedia post tomorrow, I swear!

Deep Fried Stick On a Stick

...the best new food at the Beaver County Fair A quick note to state the obvious (and to use that subject line that popped into my head a bit ago): Due to my brain being dead, no Doclopedia entry. I'll try to knock out two tomorrow, after we go see X-Men: First Class.

The Journal Of The American Society Of Transtemporal Explorers

...this is the December, 2106 edition. Last issue was May, 1349. The Doclopedia #302 Pirates Of The Circle Sea: Mr. Loorkas (Note to roleplayers: These characters have no numbers assigned, but I do use various words to denote abilities, skills, etc ) Ulver Loorkas left home for a life on the sea at the tender …

Spiral Energy Defense Unit Kiko

...more made up manga/anime Yowza, yowza, yowza! We got yer red hot new Doclopedia theme right here! Yowza! The Doclopedia #301 Pirates Of The Circle Sea: Captain Aksima Vell (Note to roleplayers: These characters have no numbers assigned, but I do use various words to denote abilities, skills, etc) Captain Vell is a tall slender …

Lucy & Winker Defeat Communism

...if, by "communism" you mean a couple of dog cookie treats WOOHOO! I hit number 300 of the 365 challenge! YES! The Doclopedia #299 Technobabble: We Haz It!: Chronophasic Interdimensional Teleporting Switch Let's say you want to visit all of these alternate Earths I've been writing about. You build your Interdimensional traveling device and off …

…And That’s Why Spider Could Never Go Back To Omaha

...what a great story that was The Doclopedia #297 Technobabble: We Haz It!: Nanotech Genetic Mutation Transverter Science Fiction, Humor, Modern Strangeness We aren't 100% sure what this thing actually does, but we strongly suspect it has something to do with either superpowers, halfbreed alien babies or super intelligent apes. Hell, come to think of …

This Is Not My Beautiful Mouse, This Is Not My Beautiful Rice

...if David Byrne shoots me, that will be why. The Doclopedia #295 Technobabble: We Haz It!: Psionic Temporal Rift Adjuster As demonstrated by Professor Ferbingerber at the Dundalk Institute of Technology and Barber College, you can indeed open, close and adjust temporal rifts using psionic energy as generated in the brain of the average teenager …

The Very Very Scary, Yet Still Pretty Funny, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Giant Aardvark

...co-starring her horse, Amos The Doclopedia #294 Technobabble: We Haz It!: Quantum Vibratory Tachyon Stimulator Naturally, you would want to use this handy device whenever your tachyons are being a bit sluggish, or perhaps as an extra little reward when they do a really good job. Interestingly, Quantum Vibratory Stimulation is very popular among female …

The Rare And Beautiful Spiny Albino Cow Of Potawango Island

...you've gotta be tough to milk those heifers! Well, well...look what we have here...a new theme! The Doclopedia #293 Technobabble: We Haz It!: Psychotronic Transmutator Helmet The Psychotronic Transmutator Helmet looks very much like an old fashioned top hat that has been festooned with dials, wires, small radar dishes and a few blinking lights. When …

Dogs Making Pizza, Cats Making Sushi, Mice Baking Bread

...yum! This theme will go on a hiatus for a bit, but will be back. Starting tomorrow: A New Theme That I Haven't Chosen Yet! The Doclopedia #292 After The Change Came: Lunatic Fringe, I Know You're Out There Folks, I started this article a week ago and this version is the one you are …