Spanky Wasn’t Her Nickname

...it was her hobby Boldly, I charge onward with more Doclopedia goodness! The Doclopedia #319 By The Numbers: 79 ...was the number of crew members and passengers on board the state of the art “tri-phibian” steamship Eudora Banks when it disappeared near the island of Sumba on or about March 14th, 1898. The disappearance made … Continue reading Spanky Wasn’t Her Nickname

Bucky & Squint Meet The Munsters

...aired just once, in 1968 The Doclopedia #318 By The Numbers: 25 ...was the age at which Benicia Gutierrez acquired her super powers. Little did she know when she and her dog Andy went hiking that she would end up falling face first into a radioactive pool of water that sat atop an illegal dump … Continue reading Bucky & Squint Meet The Munsters

Red Monkey Doom

...obviously, a pulp story title The Doclopedia #307 Pirates Of The Circle Sea: Mr. Musrin (Note to roleplayers: These characters have no numbers assigned, but I do use various words to denote abilities, skills, etc ) Mr. Musrin, First Mate on the Wicked Wench, is an enigmatic fellow. First off, with the possible exception of … Continue reading Red Monkey Doom

The Amazing Adventures Of Doctor Tempest And The Island Of The Golden Apes

...from the December, 1902 issue The Doclopedia #306 Pirates Of The Circle Sea: Captain Brakolas Brakkomin (Note to roleplayers: These characters have no numbers assigned, but I do use various words to denote abilities, skills, etc ) Aksima Vell is not the only successful and charismatic pirate out there. Captain Brakolas Brakkomin, is every bit … Continue reading The Amazing Adventures Of Doctor Tempest And The Island Of The Golden Apes

The Journal Of The American Society Of Transtemporal Explorers

...this is the December, 2106 edition. Last issue was May, 1349. The Doclopedia #302 Pirates Of The Circle Sea: Mr. Loorkas (Note to roleplayers: These characters have no numbers assigned, but I do use various words to denote abilities, skills, etc ) Ulver Loorkas left home for a life on the sea at the tender … Continue reading The Journal Of The American Society Of Transtemporal Explorers

…And That’s Why Spider Could Never Go Back To Omaha

...what a great story that was The Doclopedia #297 Technobabble: We Haz It!: Nanotech Genetic Mutation Transverter Science Fiction, Humor, Modern Strangeness We aren't 100% sure what this thing actually does, but we strongly suspect it has something to do with either superpowers, halfbreed alien babies or super intelligent apes. Hell, come to think of … Continue reading …And That’s Why Spider Could Never Go Back To Omaha

This Is Not My Beautiful Mouse, This Is Not My Beautiful Rice

...if David Byrne shoots me, that will be why. The Doclopedia #295 Technobabble: We Haz It!: Psionic Temporal Rift Adjuster As demonstrated by Professor Ferbingerber at the Dundalk Institute of Technology and Barber College, you can indeed open, close and adjust temporal rifts using psionic energy as generated in the brain of the average teenager … Continue reading This Is Not My Beautiful Mouse, This Is Not My Beautiful Rice

The Very Very Scary, Yet Still Pretty Funny, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Giant Aardvark

...co-starring her horse, Amos The Doclopedia #294 Technobabble: We Haz It!: Quantum Vibratory Tachyon Stimulator Naturally, you would want to use this handy device whenever your tachyons are being a bit sluggish, or perhaps as an extra little reward when they do a really good job. Interestingly, Quantum Vibratory Stimulation is very popular among female … Continue reading The Very Very Scary, Yet Still Pretty Funny, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Giant Aardvark

The Rare And Beautiful Spiny Albino Cow Of Potawango Island

...you've gotta be tough to milk those heifers! Well, well...look what we have here...a new theme! The Doclopedia #293 Technobabble: We Haz It!: Psychotronic Transmutator Helmet The Psychotronic Transmutator Helmet looks very much like an old fashioned top hat that has been festooned with dials, wires, small radar dishes and a few blinking lights. When … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Spiny Albino Cow Of Potawango Island