…but he used it to commit kitty crimes
CatCon4: Day 9 (Con Day 2) Again, a quick rundown, but with added critter comments
Grace: Took a tour (with Mary and Miranda) of a local herb garden…bought several books at a local used book store…went with no less than 15 other gamers folks and several pets to the mud baths and spa, where we all first lounged about in warm mineral mud, then git cleaned and massaged to within an inch of our lives (lunch was also included)…went to watch our now wonderfully clean canine children participate in an all dog LARP…took a nap…entered Abby and Flash in the Pet Costume Contest as Donkey and Puss in Boots from Shrek (they took third place)…played in the Killer Bunnies tournament…ate dinner…went to the Couples Only Dungeon LARP with Your Humble Narrator.
The Critters: Spent the morning at the Pet Jungle, which is a really cool jungle themed park (Flash: They have fake alligators in a pond! I nearly pissed myself when one swam at where I was standing!) (Abby: They had a fun “Jungle Pyramid” that I climbed with a bunch of other goats) (Lucy: I ran all over the jungle with a bunch of other dogs chasing a mechanical monkey) (Winker: I played with two little girls and their dog)…went to the spa with us (All Critters: We love the spa! They cleaned us and combed us and massaged us and gave us lots of treats!)…played in LARPs (Winker & Lucy: We were the McWoof Sisters in the dog LARP “The Haunted Doghouse”)…wore costumes (Flash: I made a pretty dashing Puss in Boots, if I do say so.) (Abby: I looked good as Donkey, but the contest winner was a pig named Louie dressed up as Iron Ham.)…had long naps in our suite…ate a great dinner and watched movies with Arcadia (Sharon was playing in a game of some sort)
Doc: Toured the Dealer’s room…took part (with Spike) in the annual “Ask A GM Anything!” Q&A. This year, one of the questions was “Can you do a few lines from one of your favorite movies?”, so I did a few from the original “King Kong”…did the spa party thing…watched about half of The Girls doggie LARP…ran an OTE game titled “The Revenge Of The Dead”…sat in on a seminar whose panel included Spike and Christina Stiles. Subject was freelancing…ran yet another Toon game, “The House That Jerks Built”…played a card game about war in the barnyard…ate Mexican food for dinner…went with my spouse, Mr. & Mrs. Jones, Doc & Mrs. Mystery and my nephew Zach & Avis Crane to the Couples Only LARP. Obviously, it is not just for married folk, or even folks in a relationship. You just had to be two people that were a team. It was a Murder Mystery with Fantasy and Steampunk elements (and drinks & eats). The object was not just to solve the murder and expose the killer, but keep from getting killed AND expose the vile bastards behind it all. Both Spike and I got killed, while Mary nearly drank poison. Players were dropping like flies for a while, but we got to come back as zombies (some good, some evil). It was big fun and ran from 9 PM until 2 in the morning.
CatCon4: Day 10 (Con Day 3) An even quicker recap
Grace: Spent very nearly the entire day in several boardgame tournaments, two of which she won (Bean Trader and a giant version live action version of Kill Doctor Lucky)
The Critters: Played in two LARPS (as a team) and went to an Old West pet park.
Doc: Once again tried to kill himself with the following schedule…
9-10 AM: Seminar titled “How to Be Funny”
10-11 AM: Seminar titled “How To Write Stuff”
11-11:30 AM: Ate world class chili dogs for lunch
11:30 AM-12 PM: Get ready for the annual “Old Time Radio” broadcast…but this year, the whole damned show was improv, including the music by a local swing band.
12-2 PM: Do the above mentioned show with a cast of 16, a live audience of 300 and live streaming to the whole fuckin’ world via the net. We managed to squeeze out a detective drama, a variety show, a newscast and a comedy show reminiscent of the Jack Benny Program. All more than slightly skewed from the normal due to the improve aspect. Doc Mystery and I each played at least 7 roles.
2-3 PM: Caught my breath, used the bathroom, drank iced tea
3-5 PM: played in “The World’s Biggest Superhero Steel Cage Match” where 48 players had their characters slugging it out with, basically, anybody in the cage that came near them. My character, a kind of Metamorpho knockoff) lasted 1 hour, 22 minutes before a teenage girl had her character use molecular manipulation to turn Morpho into glass, at which point a Hulk like fellow shattered him.
5-6 PM: Seminar titled “Everything I’ve Learned, I Learned from Bad Movies”
6-8 PM: Smooching wife, loving pets, showering, dinner at a great Indian place
8 PM until-3AM: Played in a Savage Worlds game, “Attack Of The Zombie Ninjas”, which was actually a lot more serious that the title implies. Avis played in this one with me and her crack shot, hard drinking, two fisted adventuress saved the bacon of my absent minded and somewhat mad biology professor (as well as most of the rest of our group.
More bloggage after a few hours of sleep.