The Seven Things You Must Always Do When Being Chased By A Dinosaur

...#2 Run faster Another Saturday Night And I Ain't Got No Money Jeez, has it actually been a week since I last posted on here? Apparently, my writing mojo has really fallen down and can't get up. The diet goes well. No idea how much I actually weighed when I started, but I'm guessing 295. … Continue reading The Seven Things You Must Always Do When Being Chased By A Dinosaur

Handsome Joe Catches A Rabbit

...and has no idea what to do with it Saturday In Review Aside from starting the diet, today was pretty much a cockup as far as my plans went. First off, the only Home Depot that rents weed whackers rented them all out by the time I got there. That hosed my main gardening plans. … Continue reading Handsome Joe Catches A Rabbit

Crazed Ichthyosaurs Terrorized My Sea Hares With Spotted Spurge

...I'll wait while you google it Chapter 777: In Which Your Humble Narrator Hits The Wall Those of you who read my fiction blog will have noticed that I haven't posted anything there for several days. On Facebook, my comments and posts have slowed to a trickle. It's been three days since I did any … Continue reading Crazed Ichthyosaurs Terrorized My Sea Hares With Spotted Spurge

The Blatantly Pornographic, Yet Still Somehow Work Safe, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Three Hunky Guys

...co-starring her best friend, Fully Flexible Francine Doc Update #47,003 READING: World War Z by Max Brooks EATING: Too damned much. Severe dieting & exercise starts soon DOING: Removal of summer garden veggies/Planting of the winter garden veggies. WRITING: As much as possible, but still not enough. LISTENING: To more Americana and Swing, less Rock … Continue reading The Blatantly Pornographic, Yet Still Somehow Work Safe, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Three Hunky Guys