Not In This Issue: The Color Green, Shotguns and Protoceratops

...but we do have purple, derringers and a very nice hadrosaur The Doclopedia #752  Alt. Most Wanted: Doctor Dumoire The vile miscreant known as Doctor Dumoire is wanted for crimes against humanity, unsanctioned experimentation on human beings, transplantation of human intellect into machines, criminal robotics, murder, robbery, theft, treason, inciting riots, arson, forgery, escape from … Continue reading Not In This Issue: The Color Green, Shotguns and Protoceratops

I Was An Undercover Gardener For The FBI

...i helped capture many Communist shrubs and flowers   The Doclopedia #749 Alt. Most Wanted: Kookie Calabrese Calling all cars! Calling all cars! Subject Kookie Calabrese has been spotted in the financial district. Subject is in the process of painting all of the banks pink while his gang loots them. Be on the lookout for … Continue reading I Was An Undercover Gardener For The FBI

Doc Tempest And The Monster Dog

...from the February, 1962 issue The Doclopedia #747 Alt. Most Wanted: Greydon “Mugs” Malone Malone is wanted for armed robbery, burglary, assault, assault with a deadly weapon, attempted murder, murder, trafficking in drugs & stolen goods and smuggling. He is armed and very dangerous. Malone is 6'2” tall, weighs 230 pounds, has short brown hair, … Continue reading Doc Tempest And The Monster Dog

It’s All Fun & Games Until You Have To Wash The Hippo

...because that takes a bunch of shampoo and a lot of time.   The Doclopedia #740 Cool Hats: The Amazing Floral Hat Once upon a time, a fancy hat belonging to a very posh lady who was attending the races at Ascot. Through some means that respectable people would never discuss, but involved her and … Continue reading It’s All Fun & Games Until You Have To Wash The Hippo

Chapter 83: In Which Our Hero, In League With The Pirates, Raids A Church Owned Ship And Rescues Many Cats.

...including the King of the Cats With these 4 entries, I now have fewer Doclopedia entries left to reach 500 for the year (Jan. 29 to Jan. 29), than I have days left to do them in. YAY!!!! The Doclopedia #733 What's That Sound?: BANGbang! BONGbong! Bangbangbang! Bongbongbong! If there is any sound more annoying … Continue reading Chapter 83: In Which Our Hero, In League With The Pirates, Raids A Church Owned Ship And Rescues Many Cats.

You Can Tune A Piano, But You Can’t Tune A Matamata Turtle

...you thought I'd say "tuna fish", right? The Doclopedia #730 What's That Sound?: Squeee...squeee...squeee...squeee...KLONK! This is, of course, the sound of one of the new Clockwork Executioners limbering up, then administering the blow that severs head from body. Invented in Bavaria by the possibly mad, but undeniably brilliant, clocksmith Rudolf Gortmann around 1730, these Executioners … Continue reading You Can Tune A Piano, But You Can’t Tune A Matamata Turtle

The Rare And Beautiful 9 Colored Hovering Blimp Mice Of Potawango Island

...they hover just out of arm's reach, giggling and eating berries   The following Doclopedia entries are part of a new theme with three  entries that link people, places & things. I hope you like it.   The Doclopedia #715 Threesomes!: Falit The Monkey Falit gur Samkali, known to both the criminal underworld and the … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful 9 Colored Hovering Blimp Mice Of Potawango Island

Don’t Open The Door To The Crazy Shed!

...Damn! Too late. The Doclopedia #713 We Haz MORE Technobabble!: Spacial/Temporal Anomaly Deflection Beam If you have ever watched any television science fiction series, you know that space is littered with these annoying anomalies. If your starship even gets too close to one, you're screwed. But fear not, brave spacefarer, because with this handy beam … Continue reading Don’t Open The Door To The Crazy Shed!

Chapter 204: In Which Our Hero, Traveling Under Cover Of Darkness And Fog, Seduces The French Queen And Then Steals Her Pig

...later, he and the pig shared some excellent wine   The Doclopedia #703 Mixing Magical Potions: Potion Of Polymorphing + Potion Of Animal Control The mixing of these two potions will have very different effects depending upon the race/species of the consumer. Humans: You will be able to control small mammals for up to an … Continue reading Chapter 204: In Which Our Hero, Traveling Under Cover Of Darkness And Fog, Seduces The French Queen And Then Steals Her Pig