Doctor Tempest And His Amazing Adventures In The Zombie War

... from the July, 1898 issue   The Doclopedia #920 The Alphabet: J Is For... Joozoon Powder: Made from, among other things, the spittle of ancient red dragons and the earwax of a living hell hound, joozoon powder is a primary ingredient in many high lever spells. As one might imagine, it is a rare …

The Rare And Beautiful And Very Large Easily Confused Elephants Of Potawango Island

...in many respects, they are like teenagers   The Doclopedia #917 The Alphabet: G Is For...   Golden Robots: In 1923, the Eastern European country of Grubansky unleashed an army of golden robots on its two neighboring countries Oxomistan and Anthillia. Within days, they were conquered and the robotic army was heading west. By the …

A Big Day At The Flea Circus

...I love the tiny elephants. The Doclopedia #914 The Alphabet:  D Is For... Dream Gun: When the masked crimefighter known as Brother Night went out in the evening to hunt bad guys, his favored weapon was the Dream Gun. Many an evildoer was sent into a blissful dream state after being shot by it, only …

This Week’s Episode: Willie Borrows Clem’s Mule

...it's a laugh riot The Doclopedia #912 The Alphabet: B B is for...Baker Elves These jolly little elves stand just four inches tall and travel in family groups of 5 to 15. Most baker elves have blond hair, but redheads are not unknown. They all tend to be a bit on the chubby side, but …

Handsome Joe Visits Uncle Stanley In France

...or, An American Basset Hound In Paris The Doclopedia #911 The Alphabet: A A is for...Auntie Madder In the Reality of Earth 125, most of the Milky Way galaxy is ruled by the terrifying, yet harmless looking, Auntie Madder and her “Girls & Boys”. Nobody knows where she came from, but when you can cause …

Twelve Angry Hens

...who puts chickens on a jury anyway? Ok, I got the following strange note from Joe, our quantum mechanic for the Magic Bus, a little while ago. I have no recollection of what he's talking about, but apparently some shit went down last summer and he managed to fuck with time and fix it. I …

It’s All Fun And Games Until The Fat Man Gets Stuck In The Chimney

...and those damned elves just laugh at him.   The Doclopedia #908 Great Presents/Terrible Presents: ...On A Superhero World Great Present: A day off from heroing Terrible Present: A hand crocheted cape . . The Doclopedia #909 Great Presents/Terrible Presents: ...A Post-Apocalypse World Great Present: Food! Terrible Present: A computer . . The Doclopedia #910 …

Janie Got A Gnu

...song title if Aerosmith were dyslexic The Doclopedia #904 Great Presents/Terrible Presents: ...On A Zombie Apocalypse World Great Present: A solar rechargeable pulse laser rifle with head targeting technology Terrible Present: Eau De Brains perfume The Doclopedia #905 Great Presents/Terrible Presents: ...On A Dog World Great Present: BACON! Pretty much anything made out of or …

A Mink Wearing Pink Climbed Into A Sink To Have A Think

...he was on the brink and boy, did he stink   The Doclopedia #902 Useful Holiday Spells: Create Fruitcake Golem If you want a helpful, yet mindless, servant for the holidays, try this spell. You'll need about two dozen good sided fruitcakes, which you will cut up, then reassemble into a humanoid shape. Once the …

The Rare And Beautiful And Jolly Scampering Santa Squirrels Of Potawango Island

...they leave gifts for other animals The Doclopedia #898 Useful Holiday Spells: Wrap Present If you have lots of presents that need wrapping, but you hate or suck at wrapping presents, this is the spell for you. For every point of Mana you put into it, you can wrap up to one cubic foot of …

The Dark Bread Rises

...what? It's a pumpernickel rye!   The Doclopedia #897 Alt. Santa Claus: Santa Clods On Elemental Earth, all of the sentient species are some sort of Elemental. The most numerous on land are the Earth Elementals and every December, young Earthies eagerly await Crustmas day, the day when Santa Clods comes to deliver presents. Riding …

Floggy, The S&M Cat

...NOT a story for children   Doc Update 1: A few weeks ago, I straightened up the game room and turned it into a game room/writing room. This weekend, my madness is forcing me to re-do the library so you can actually walk through it and use the treadmill. 2: If you are going to Dundracon in …

This Blog Is 100% Organic And Cruelty Free

...ok, so there might be a little cruelty   The Doclopedia #896 Alt. Santa Claus: Santa, The Great And Powerful So yeah, this one time, Santa was coming into this little town in Kansas on Christmas Eve and there was this freak tornado, a really humongous one! It sucked up Santa and his sleigh and …

Chapter 119: In Which Our Hero And His Dog, Sadie, Escape From The French In A Hastily Constructed Balloon.

...a week later, they crash land in in Mongolia The Doclopedia #895 Alt. Santa Claus: Santa Claus Mark V Ladies and elves, KringleCo, your worldwide leader in present dispersal and delivery, presents...the Santa Clause Mark V! Our four previous Santa Augmentation Suits were good...breakthroughs in cybernetics...but the Mark V is a whole new evolution in …

Direct From Dogland

...AKA my living room Here, reposted as I've done every December since 2004... The Twelve Dog Days Of Christmas Words by Roscoe T. Dogg “On the first day of Christmas, my humans gave to me…a tree on which I could pee!” “On the second day of Christmas, my humans gave to me…two pounds of meat …

Sasha & Lucy Invent A Robot

...to feed them treats Hi Ho, Gentle Readers! Today, we start the not necessarily daily return of the Doclopedia.  Our theme, in honor of the season, is Alt. Santa Claus. The Doclopedia #894 Alt. Santa Claus: Santa Claws On CatEarth, Santa is a large chubby tabby cat who brings cat toys and other goodies to …

The Seriously Delayed, But Still Quite Holiday Oriented, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Stolen Roast Beast

...featuring her pet pig, Antonio  So I almost wrote a novel, with commentary on how it came to this. This year, I plunged headlong into NaNoWriMo and, by virtue of determination, lack of sleep and madness, cranked out 50,551 words that added up to about 95% of a first draft for a novel that might …