Wicked Voles Yelled At My Salamander

...and they were loud!   The Doclopedia #1,060 Lost Letters: From A Friend To A Hero Dearest Frodo & Company, I hope this letter gets to you, because I have found a safe passage into Mordor and, in fact, right into Mount Doom. I came across it in an ancient text. It seems that just … Continue reading Wicked Voles Yelled At My Salamander

Please Don’t Feed The Tenrecs

...they eat too much as it is   The Doclopedia #1,059 Islands of Adventure: Maze Island On a few of the Fantasy Earths, you'll find Maze Island just about 20 miles off the coast of whatever city-state is the crowning jewel of human civilization. It's a very interesting place. Maze Island is just that, a … Continue reading Please Don’t Feed The Tenrecs

Why I Had To Apologize To The Vampires Of Paris

...I was singing "Werewolves of London"   The Doclopedia #1,050 The Toolbox: Left Handed Screw Polarizer Thank you for purchasing a Yuland-Weytani Left Handed Screw Polarizer. This precision instrument, used properly, should give you years of faithful service. How To Operate A Left Handed Screw Polarizer 1: Activate the the SmartTool OS by pressing the … Continue reading Why I Had To Apologize To The Vampires Of Paris

Not In This Issue: Fashion, Red Beans, Juicers Or Fantail Pigeons

...actually, we might sneak in a small pigeon   The Doclopedia #1,035 Moms: Mrs. Lutenbacher On Earth 16, Science! rules and robotics got an early start. By the mid-1970's, robots were everywhere in daily life and by 1986, they were very nearly sentient. People were ok with that. In 1995, the first sentient robots, the … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Fashion, Red Beans, Juicers Or Fantail Pigeons

Chapter 511: In Which Little Sally Traps The Countess In The Loo And Escapes With Our Hero, Who Is Forced To Wear A Rather Unbecoming Outfit

...he was slightly mortified   The Doclopedia #1,032 For A Good Time, Call...: The Fun Police Are there grumpy grouches in your neighborhood, citizen? Is there a mean old neighbor who is always yelling at kids? How about some humorless shopkeeper? Well have no fear, the Fun Police are here! Just call us at 555-FUNN … Continue reading Chapter 511: In Which Little Sally Traps The Countess In The Loo And Escapes With Our Hero, Who Is Forced To Wear A Rather Unbecoming Outfit

The Positively Amazing, Yet Still Down To Earth, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Giant Jelly Sandwich

...featuring her beautiful cousin, Nelly   The Doclopedia #1,026 Girls Just Wanna Have Guns: Olivia Dallas, Monster Slayer From the biography “Slayer: The Life Of Olivia Dallas” “And of course, there was her famous collection of guns and ammunition, all of which were used to dispatch various creatures ranging from two foot tall goblins to … Continue reading The Positively Amazing, Yet Still Down To Earth, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Giant Jelly Sandwich