…they smell just like rotten eggs.
The Doclopedia #1,042
Ten Things You Didn’t Know About…: The Great Gooey God
1: If you stare at him, you’ll go insane.
2: If you touch him, you’ll go insane.
3: If you hear him speak, you’ll go insane.
4: If he looks at you , you’ll go insane.
5: If you make a sacrifice to him, you’ll probably go insane.
6: If you approach him without a sacrifice, you’ll go insane, then he’ll eat you.
7: If you burp, fart or lose bowel control in his presence, he will be pleased and reward you. Later, you’ll go insane.
8: If you approach him with fear in your heart, you won’t have time to go insane before he squashes you.
9: NEVER bring gold anywhere near him!
10: If you even think something like “Holy crap, is he ever disgusting looking” in his great & gooey presence, you’ll go insane.