Bucky & Squint Are Back In Action

…lock up your liquor!

 

The Doclopedia #1,046

Ten Things You Didn’t Know About…: The Secret War

1: The Forces of Good are holding the line so far.

2: The Forces of Evil are readying a major attack.

3: The Forces of Chaos are readying itching powder and banana peels.

4: Think of 10 of your friends. Odds are, at least 1 of them is a Secret Warrior.

5: Due to the Plate of Wishing being used, history has been altered 3 times.

6: That big explosion on the moon? A botched attack by Evil.

7: All of those badgers running through Manchester? A distraction by Chaos.

8: Good has been recruiting dogs and cats. Nobody knows why.

9: There used to be another continent, but it was lost in a history change.

10: Do your part for the Secret War: Drink more green tea!

The Doclopedia #1,047

Ten Things You Didn’t Know About…: Being A Superhero

1: You have to get a permit from your local municipality. It costs $45.00.

2: You have to join the union if you want decent benefits.

3: X Mart sells pretty good costumes. Use the secret password “stanlee”

4: Once a year, in October, you have a 7 day period when you can become a villain.

5: Sidekicks are expensive and the regulations are a pain in the ass.

6: April 20th and November 9th are “No Super Days”, when heroes and villains get a day off.

7: Chafing and jock itch are big problems for many heroes

8: You get access to a secret internet.

9: You get great deals on secret hideouts, lairs, etc.

10: There are plenty of groupies of both sexes.

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