…lock up your liquor!
The Doclopedia #1,046
Ten Things You Didn’t Know About…: The Secret War
1: The Forces of Good are holding the line so far.
2: The Forces of Evil are readying a major attack.
3: The Forces of Chaos are readying itching powder and banana peels.
4: Think of 10 of your friends. Odds are, at least 1 of them is a Secret Warrior.
5: Due to the Plate of Wishing being used, history has been altered 3 times.
6: That big explosion on the moon? A botched attack by Evil.
7: All of those badgers running through Manchester? A distraction by Chaos.
8: Good has been recruiting dogs and cats. Nobody knows why.
9: There used to be another continent, but it was lost in a history change.
10: Do your part for the Secret War: Drink more green tea!
The Doclopedia #1,047
Ten Things You Didn’t Know About…: Being A Superhero
1: You have to get a permit from your local municipality. It costs $45.00.
2: You have to join the union if you want decent benefits.
3: X Mart sells pretty good costumes. Use the secret password “stanlee”
4: Once a year, in October, you have a 7 day period when you can become a villain.
5: Sidekicks are expensive and the regulations are a pain in the ass.
6: April 20th and November 9th are “No Super Days”, when heroes and villains get a day off.
7: Chafing and jock itch are big problems for many heroes
8: You get access to a secret internet.
9: You get great deals on secret hideouts, lairs, etc.
10: There are plenty of groupies of both sexes.