The Rare And Beautiful Red Nippled Tree Dogs Of Potawango Island

…they climb trees to catch tree chickens

 

The Doclopedia #1,096

The Alphabet: F is for…

Fog Monsters

…are a magical beast that likes to hunt humans and humanoids for food. These creatures are not actually made of fog, but can create it magically so as to hide their presence. The fact that Fog Monsters range in color from white to medium gray only serves to hide them better. Many a traveler, camped out on a foggy evening, has fallen prey to one or more of these fast moving and silent brutes.

There are three types of Fog Monster that we know of. The humanoid type is roughly 7 feet tall and man shaped. The feline type have the form of a large cat, not unlike a tiger. The form is that of a very large bird, perhaps owlish or maybe eagle like. All of these Fog Monsters are fast and make almost no sound, Few who encounter them live to give a description.


Fwiz

…is the new drink that everybody is gulping down! Fwiz is what the cool young Martians take with them to the the Goodarin Sea, the slopes of Mount Heek or anywhere they meet up for adolescent mating rituals! Fwiz contains essential moisture and many needed minerals, but it also tastes great! Purchase Fwiz and you will enjoy it!

The Doclopedia #1,096

The Alphabet: F is for…

Game Of The Week

…is a very popular program on several networks worldwide. It features top ranked roleplayers sending their characters into adventures created by the world’s best gamemasters. Each episode runs three hours long and is shown in split screen so viewers can watch both the real world table and the computer generated adventures of the characters. Big cash prizes are awarded based upon experience points gained and how much of the adventure was completed. In the second half of the season, groups square off against one another in a megadungeon.

This program draws very good ratings year after year and the world championship games (shown over 5 consecutive nights) often tops the ratings. The show has been on for 35 years and is sponsored mostly by snack food companies.

Ghastly Ben

…is a children’s show in the New British Empire. It features a REALLY naughty little boy named Ben and the very nice children who stop him from doing things that might tarnish the image of the Empire or upset the course of daily life. For example, in episode #678, Ghastly Ben tried to sabotage a cricket match. In episode #900, he was trying to sell military secrets to the United States of North & South America. In episode #1,396, he knocked a great big hole into the wall between England and Scotland.

Ben is always stopped before he causes too much trouble, but each episode ends with him saying he’ll be back soon.

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