Silky Dawn Is In Da House!
Doc, Grace, Sasha & Daisy Cross are proud to welcome Miss Silky Dawn Cross to our family. She is 8 years old, very sweet tempered and has longish silky hair. She is doing very well fitting in.
Flash Alexander Cross & Jasmine Belle Malone
invite you to attend their wedding
to be held August 12, 2014, 3:00 pm.
Aboard the Magic Bus in Critter City, Texas
Reception and Bigass Blowout Party to follow
in the Sands Hotel, Las Vegas, Nevada, April, 1962
Formal, species specific dress requested
A free bar (synthehol only) and humongous buffet will be provided
Free lodging available for one and all
Entertainment provided by a diverse assemblage of famous entertainers
Free universal translators provided to all attendees
Free spatiotemporal transport provided to those who need it
Temporal folding will be in effect so that nobody loses time
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“A splendid time is guaranteed for all”
(We can’t say if Harry the Horse will dance a waltz, but you can ask)