The Really Very Late, But Still Jampacked With Fireworks, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Expensive Shoes

…co-starring her pet dormouse, Wendy


The Doclopedia #1,175

Those Furry Little Bastards!: In Washington D.C.

This is a special bulletin from DNN!


Hello, I’m David Bentley with this breaking news. It appears that the Pitipati have converged on Washington, DC, and are wrecking havoc in the House and Senate. We have reports of House members being pelted with dog poop, ridden like horses and generally not being allowed to leave the building. Over in the Senate, the Pitipati are throwing rotten fruit at Senators and possibly attempting buggery on some tea Party Senators with pine cones.

Let’s go now to Jane Lewis at the White House…

Dave, we were told that the President would be out here in the Rose Garden to give us an update, but it seems that he has been rendered helpless with laughter and…

Sorry to cut you off, Jane, but we’ve just gotten word that the Pitipati are also in the Supreme Court. It seems that they are slapping the conservative justices in what I believe is called the “pimpslap” style. More on this as it develops.”