The Very Wild & Wacky, Yet Still Homespun & Cozy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Race Across Red Bluff

…co-starring her parakeet, Mrs. Doodles

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And Now, A Word From Our Sponsors: Potions R Us

Potions R Us 30 second Town Crier spot #5

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The Weekly Digest On Weak Digestion

…it’s a pretty specialized publication

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And Now, A Word From Our Sponsors: TicketMonster

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