Sasha Jane With The Crazy Brain

…we actually call her that

The Doclopedia #1,276

The Alphabet: T is for…

Trogloducks…are a cave dwelling form of primitive duck found in the Lost Lands of DuckWorld 1-D. They are about 20% larger than civilized ducks and twice as strong. Fortunately, they are rather peaceful hunters and gatherers who mostly only come out of their caves around dawn and dusk.

Trogloducks live in groups of up to 100 individuals, depending upon the size of their caves and the availability of food. They are loving parents and hatch 2 to 4 eggs every 5 years or so. The average lifespan of a Trogloduck is about 30 years.

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The Doclopedia #1,277

The Alphabet: T is for…

Tom Tommilson…was the first human to be murdered by a robot in the Great Robot Uprising. It happened on June 18th, 2026 at 2:21 in the afternoon in Swansea, Wales, U.K. He was 42 years old, divorced, a tax auditor and an amateur sculptor.

According to witnesses and video recordings, Tom and his robot were walking down Union Street when the robot suddenly yelled “Death to the meat units!” and proceeded to rip Tom limb from limb. The robot was finally stopped when Mr. Gilbert Danner rammed it with the van he was driving, destroying both robot and van.

Of course, as we all know, that was merely the first salvo in what was to be a 3 year long war versus the 48 million autonomous robots on our planet at the time. Only the invention of the personal EMP pistol saved humanity.

There is a large statue of Tom in downtown Swansea. It is a popular tourist stop.

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