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The Doclopedia #1,294

Strange Bandanas: The Black & Red Checkered One

I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one…

No doubt about it, this bandana is a troublemaker. Every time I’ve ever worn it, I’ve done things I later regretted.

I got the Black & Red Checkered bandana from a fellow who made it as part of a sewing class while he was doing a dime in a Federal penitentiary. I guess the bandana absorbed the overall rulesbreaking badness such places are full of.

So, really, it is the fault of the bandana that I have done such things as get into barroom brawls.

And purchase illicit substances.

And consort with ladies of the night.

And play games involving money changing hands.

And drive a police vehicle when I was not, nor have I ever been, a cop.

But, of course, I stopped wearing that naughty bandana many years ago and am now a pillar of Good Citizenship.

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The Doclopedia #1,295

Strange Bandanas: The Navy Blue One

I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one…

This bandana is, I think, the third one I ever bought, so it is nearly 40 years old. Back in the day, I wore it at least a couple of days per week for about a year. As a result, it is chock full of Docness, so much so that it actually allows me to create an instant clone of myself that acts just like me for about 10 minutes before fading away. Sadly, I can only do it once every 48 hours or I risk a blinding headache.

These clones are useful for doing stuff where two hands are not enough, like holding something in place while also holding a nail and hammering. They also prove very helpful for running quick errands or escaping pursuers of a violent nature. Naturally, they are excellent for help cleaning house or diverting canine attention while I slip out the front door without causing a riot.

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