The Amazing Spider-Ant

...he is an ant bitten by a radioactive spider The Doclopedia #1,314 Modern Magical Items: Cloak Of Commuting Cloaks of Commuting are somewhat improperly named, since most people associate commuting with traveling on some conveyance like a train or car. The Cloak of Commuting is technically a Cloak of Teleportation that is linked between two … Continue reading The Amazing Spider-Ant

Fantastic Breasts And Where To Find Them

...What? Oh, it's BEASTS! My bad. The Doclopedia #1,313 Modern Magical Items: Garden Tool Golem The first thing you need to know about Garden Tool Golems is that nobody knows who the hell is making them. They just appear one day, walking through the suburbs wearing a sign saying “Do you need help in the … Continue reading Fantastic Breasts And Where To Find Them

The Rare And Beautiful Pig Faced Orc Of Potawango Island

...old roleplayers will get the joke       The Doclopedia #1,311 Modern Magical Items: Enchanted Pooper Scooper This item looks like the sort of device owned by millions of dog owners around the world. Long handle and a scoop at the end. They come in a variety of colors. But this pooper scooper has … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Pig Faced Orc Of Potawango Island

In The News: Two Blue Shoes And A Bag Of Screws

...owned by some shrews   The Doclopedia #1,310 Famous Bunnies: Murph & Brownie On Earth 176-G, where there are no humans, there are dozens of other sentient species. Among these are the Rabbits, who specialize in the entertainment industry. Yes, bunnies act in, write, direct and produce most motion pictures and television shows. They are … Continue reading In The News: Two Blue Shoes And A Bag Of Screws

The Rocking & Rolling, But Still Pretty Much PG-13 Rated, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The All Night Party

...co-starring her best buddy, Babs Booderbog The Doclopedia #1,308 Famous Bunnies: Larry Larry was the companion animal of Captain Ricardo Torres, leader of the first colony on Mars. He was two years old when they left Earth and not quite three when they landed. By all accounts, Larry was a well behaved bunny and seldom … Continue reading The Rocking & Rolling, But Still Pretty Much PG-13 Rated, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The All Night Party