Zany Skinks Pestered My Jerboa

...and they weren't very funny Sasha's Bad Day, Part 2 The carnivores on my ass are some sort of large raptor and only the thick vegetation and my short stature have kept them from catching me. Just as the vegetation thins dangerously, I see a small crack between two big boulders and dive into it. …

Big Turtles

...like, house sized big Sorry for not posting anything sooner, but I've had distractions and been sick. Not a huge post today, but it is the first part of a story about my Mad Scientist dog, Sasha. I'm writing each part in exactly 5 minutes and will post a new piece every couple of days …

Everybody’s Favorite Magic Duck

...Sammy!   The Doclopedia #1,337 Interesting Fish: The Five Spotted Groper This warm water ocean fish weighs in at an average of 20 pounds and measures around 3 feet long. It is usually found in water no deeper than 30 feet around tropical islands. Aside from the five white spots along both sides of the …

Mexican Jenny Had It All Figured Out

...or so she thought Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross     The Doclopedia #1,336 It's A Trap!: In The Old West “How the blue eyed hell did those lawmen get the drop on us? These hills are rough as a cob and we left town a good half an hour ahead of any posse. …

The Slightly Late, But Nevertheless Pretty Darned Thrilling, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Pork Chop Of Doom

...co-starring her younger brother, Half Blue Harvey The Doclopedia #1,335 It's A Trap!: In A Castle “I'm kicking the door open! Grindfal, get a spell ready. Rolf, follow me inside the room. Sirina, you fill anything that isn't Rolf or I full of arrows. Sister Blueberry, a blessing might be nice.” “Oh, Great Mother, bless …

Burritos In The Bed

...frozen burritos!   Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross   The Doclopedia #1,334 It's A Trap!: In Space “I am having trouble mentally processing your story, FangBrother Essossk. You tell me that your ship, one of the best attack vessels in the entire fleet, was lured into a trap by one tiny Vismonti trade ship. …