Zany Skinks Pestered My Jerboa

...and they weren't very funny Sasha's Bad Day, Part 2 The carnivores on my ass are some sort of large raptor and only the thick vegetation and my short stature have kept them from catching me. Just as the vegetation thins dangerously, I see a small crack between two big boulders and dive into it. … Continue reading Zany Skinks Pestered My Jerboa

Big Turtles

...like, house sized big Sorry for not posting anything sooner, but I've had distractions and been sick. Not a huge post today, but it is the first part of a story about my Mad Scientist dog, Sasha. I'm writing each part in exactly 5 minutes and will post a new piece every couple of days … Continue reading Big Turtles

The Slightly Late, But Nevertheless Pretty Darned Thrilling, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Pork Chop Of Doom

...co-starring her younger brother, Half Blue Harvey The Doclopedia #1,335 It's A Trap!: In A Castle “I'm kicking the door open! Grindfal, get a spell ready. Rolf, follow me inside the room. Sirina, you fill anything that isn't Rolf or I full of arrows. Sister Blueberry, a blessing might be nice.” “Oh, Great Mother, bless … Continue reading The Slightly Late, But Nevertheless Pretty Darned Thrilling, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Pork Chop Of Doom