…and they weren’t very funny
Sasha's Bad Day, Part 2 The carnivores on my ass are some sort of large raptor and only the thick vegetation and my short stature have kept them from catching me. Just as the vegetation thins dangerously, I see a small crack between two big boulders and dive into it. It goes back about 8 feet, and is too small for the raptors to get into, although they are trying their damndest. Sadly, the other end of the crack opens out into thin air and a good 200 foot drop to a river that I'm sure is full of things that would scarf me down in a heartbeat. I try thinking good thoughts to wake up Otto. I REALLY need my tentacles.