A Horse! A Horse! My Tiny House For A Horse!

...Shakespeare, updated     The Doclopedia #1,437 The Alphabet: D is For... Door Lady On the Earth of The Change (Earth 86-Q), the Door Lady is a self employed delivery person with the Mutant power to step in any door on Earth and come out any other door on Earth. She only needs to know … Continue reading A Horse! A Horse! My Tiny House For A Horse!

Doctor Silkmelon And Mr. Porkwaffle Indulge In Some Excellent Scotch

...later, they sang songs about Potawango Island     The Doclopedia #1,435 The Alphabet: C is For... Chinese Giants On our Earth, very tall people from china are rare, but not unknown. Mostly, they emigrate to other countries to play pro sports. But on Earth 6-A, people over 7.5 feet tall are fairly common in … Continue reading Doctor Silkmelon And Mr. Porkwaffle Indulge In Some Excellent Scotch

The Ill Thought Out And Rather Poorly Designed Cantaloupe Cannon

...mistakes were made and alcohol was involved The Doclopedia #1,431 The Alphabet: A is For... Avenger Ape Avenger Ape started out as a comic book character on Earth 700-B. A gorilla imbued with super strength, the ability to fly and fire breath, he fought against evil masterminds, mad scientists, aliens and humans who survived the … Continue reading The Ill Thought Out And Rather Poorly Designed Cantaloupe Cannon

The Rare And Beautiful Blue Spotted Tree Shark Of Potawango Island

...also scary and deadly The Doclopedia #1,429 New Pets: Rainbow Cats Let's be up front on this: Rainbow cats are just ordinary American Shorthair cats with brightly colored fur not normally found in nature. Thanks to genetic science, you can now get cats in shades of blue, red, orange, green, yellow and purple. Don't want … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Blue Spotted Tree Shark Of Potawango Island

Silly Things You Can Do With Grease

...we don't judge The Doclopedia #1,427 New Pets: Giant Guinea Pigs Thanks to modern genetic manipulation, the common guinea pig has been crossed with it's much larger cousin, the capybara, to produce an animal mostly resembling a giant guinea pig, weighing in at an average of 30 pounds. Like regular guinea, they are active, docile … Continue reading Silly Things You Can Do With Grease

Appearing For One Night Only: The Dancing Elks!

...and opening act: The Harptones   Last of the Dangerous Dames for a while. The next theme will be New Pets.   The Doclopedia #1,426 Dangerous Dames: Miss Blue Name: Unknown Aliases: Miss Blue Age: 30? Hair: Dark Blue Eyes: Sky Blue Skin: Medium Blue Height: 5' Weight: 95 lbs Last Known Sighting: Paris, France … Continue reading Appearing For One Night Only: The Dancing Elks!

This Is Not The Transdimensional Vortex Inducer You Are Looking For

...it's a totally different one The Doclopedia #1,425 Dangerous Dames: Louanne Warnok Name: Luanne Warnok Aliases: Luanne Briggs Age: 45 Hair: Blonde Eyes: Blue Height: 5'11” Weight: 180 lbs Last Known Address: New York City Crimes: Murder For Hire Summary: Luanne Warnok is an independent contract killer and has been since she was 17 years … Continue reading This Is Not The Transdimensional Vortex Inducer You Are Looking For

It’s All Fun And Games Until You Pimpslap A Werebear

...after that, it's only pain The Doclopedia #1,424 Dangerous Dames: Maggie Grimm Name: Maggie Grimm Aliases: The Dark Lady Age: 45? 60? 100? Hair: Black Eyes: green Height: 5'10” Weight: 150 lbs Last Known Address: The Grimwood Crimes: Murder, Possibly Cannibalism Summary: At some disagreed upon time in the last 75 years, the woman known … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until You Pimpslap A Werebear

The Belatedly Retconned, But Well Crafted, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Blogger Who Forgot Things

...co-starring her favorite dwarf hamster, Ferdinand The Doclopedia #1,423 Dangerous Dames: Rita Lincoln Name: Rita Lincoln Aliases: None Age: 25 Hair: Blue & Green Eyes: Green Height: 5'4” Weight: 100 lbs Last Known Address: San Francisco, California Crimes: Murder, Kidnapping, Grand Theft, Arson Summary: Rita Lincoln was born in Reno, Nevada to a blackjack dealer … Continue reading The Belatedly Retconned, But Well Crafted, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Blogger Who Forgot Things