Month: March 2019

I Used To Be Like That But Now I’m Like This.

...and not dead. . . My body is fighting off two different infections, so there won't be a new Doclopedia post. Instead, here is the post from this date 10 years ago. . . Uncle Doc’s Gardening Tips 1: PLANT A VEGGIE GARDEN! In these tough economic times, why the hell are you paying $3.00 … Continue reading I Used To Be Like That But Now I’m Like This. →

Silence Of The Yams

...but, they are always silent . The Doclopedia #1,490 Is This Your...: Shoe? It is? Okay. Yeah, I found it just back there by the old graveyard. At first, I thought maybe it was just some old shoe, ya know, because it looks like one of those old timey shoes and it's dirty and stuff, … Continue reading Silence Of The Yams →

Chapter 329: In Which Our Hero Tickles A Wench And Makes Saucy Comments To A Nun

...the nun was not amused . The Doclopedia #1,489 Is This Your...: Cat? . I'm just asking because you have several cats, Mrs Fenster, so I thought you might have a new one. I mean, he comes over to my house every night and I feed him, but I used to do that with your … Continue reading Chapter 329: In Which Our Hero Tickles A Wench And Makes Saucy Comments To A Nun →

Milk Bones Raining From The Sky!

...because I dropped the box     The Doclopedia #1,477 The Alphabet: X is For...X Series The X series of adventure modules was published by 100 Dragon Games starting in February,1980, with “Goblin Hunt!” and finishing in August, 1981, with “Escape From Demon Mountain”. The series is widely considered the best 100 Dragon Games ever … Continue reading Milk Bones Raining From The Sky! →

In This Episode: Uncle Lou Catches “Old Fin”, Earl Gets Fired And Louella Buys A Hat

... Old Fin is a catfish   The Doclopedia #1,467 The Alphabet: S is For...Sinkholes Of Mars In the Earth 3-B universe, the planet Mars is 25% larger than our Mars and has copious liquid water under the surface. In some areas, this water has built up pressure and eaten away at the soil above … Continue reading In This Episode: Uncle Lou Catches “Old Fin”, Earl Gets Fired And Louella Buys A Hat →

It’s All Fun & Games Until Somebody Opens A Forbidden Book

...and then AAAAiiieeeeeeeee. Gurgle, gurgle, plop.   The Doclopedia #1,459 The Alphabet: O is For...Old Woman Of The Forest On several Fantasy Earths, you will hear stories about the Old Woman of the Forest. These are never happy stories, but are instead stories of murder and robbery and, in some cases, cannibalism. They scare everyone … Continue reading It’s All Fun & Games Until Somebody Opens A Forbidden Book →

We Should Have Considered The Effects Of Alcohol

...they pretty much messed things up   The Doclopedia #1,453 The Alphabet: L is For...Looney Tombs Looney Tombs is a card game from Looniversity Games of Earth 1-B. The premise is that players are 19th century archaeologists seeing who can loot a tomb for the most treasures. Besides room and treasure cards, each player turns … Continue reading We Should Have Considered The Effects Of Alcohol →