...no, not really . . The Doclopedia #1,556 Not What I Expected: The Love Potion . What the hell, man? You told me this was a love potion. You said it would make me the man of Cheryl's dreams and she'd fall in love with me. But look at me! I'm 6' 6” tall, white, … Continue reading A Few Words About Cozy Socks In Bright Colors
...we almost had to chip ice off of him . . The Doclopedia #1,554 Alt. Roleplaying Reviews: Last Chance Incorporated All ratings based upon a 1-5 scale Substance: 3 Originality: 3 Looks: 3 Playability: 3 Synopsis: An average science fiction RPG with a few new ideas. . Let's get right to the heart of the … Continue reading Pieboy And The Ice Cold Swimming Pool
...pixie going to Dixie? . . The Doclopedia #1,552 Alt. Roleplaying Reviews: MEGA-LARP! . All ratings based upon a 1-5 scale Substance: 3 Originality: 4 Looks: 3 Playability: ? . Synopsis: It's a LARP, but a HUGE LARP. Or maybe a convention. Explaining MEGA-LARP! To somebody is easy. Just imagine a few hundred or a … Continue reading Elf On A Shelf, Troll In A Hole, Fairy In A Dairy
...my money is on Barbie . . The Doclopedia #1,550 Alt. Roleplaying Reviews: Dungeon Musical . All ratings based upon a 1-5 scale Substance: 3 Originality: 5 Looks: 3 Playability: 2 . Synopsis: Heck of an idea, if you have the time, effort and group. A dungeon crawl RPG with musical and dance numbers? After … Continue reading Thrift Store Battle: Naked Barbies VS Stuffed Poo Emojis!
...the radio star needed to avoid paying alimony . . The Doclopedia #1,548 My Evil Twin: Malace K. Rhynnrats (thanks to Mark Schynert) . . Mark Schynert has an evil twin who is evil in a very specific way. You see, Mark handles scheduling games for a game convention, and his evil twin Malace K. … Continue reading Video Actually Helped Fake The Killing Of The Radio Star
...more fake anime . . The Doclopedia #1,546 My Evil Twin: Caitlyn Cooper (thanks to Catherine Ford) . . Cathy Ford is a hard working woman living in Sacramento with her two dogs and her husband. She is a fine, law abiding citizen. Her evil twin, Caitlyn Cooper is a whole different item. She's an … Continue reading Monster Baby Defense Force A
...Ernie Boldfoot, a fine hobbit . . The Doclopedia #1,544 My Evil Twin: Jack Tempest (thanks to William Reger) . William Reger isn't really sure who Jack Tempest is or why he looks so much like him, but he really wishes he's stop sending him snakes...LIVE snakes...in the mail. It's gotten so bad that William … Continue reading An Unexpected Ernie
...thank goodness for super glue . . The Doclopedia #1,542 My Evil Twin: !MAJKS (thanks to Scott Jamison) . . So one day, Scott Jamison thinks, “I'll build a robot twin of me, then use it to do stuff I don't want to do, like go to work and clean the cat's litter box.” Not … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until Your Butt Falls Off
...mean weasels . . The Doclopedia #1,540 My Evil Twin: Dlanor Von Kloy (thanks to Ron Wm Hurlbut) . . This one is just tragic, folks, because Ron doesn't even have an evil twin. He just sometimes pots on a wig and dresses up in fancy disco attire and calls himself Count Dlanor Van Kloy. … Continue reading A Box Full Of Weasels
...from the April, 1948 issue . Ooh, look, a shiny new Doclopedia theme! . . The Doclopedia #1,538 My Evil Twin: Haras Nivel (thanks to Sarah Lyon) . . Haras Nivel would be Sarah Levins identical twin, if that pot of hot potato soup she planned on throwing on Sasra had not bounced off a … Continue reading Doc Tempest And The Subway Phantom
...it seemed like a fun idea at the time . . The Doclopedia #1,536 Ten Things You Didn’t Know About…: Jump Drives . . 1: The very first jump drive was invented by the Alaxians 2.75 million years ago. On it's first use, it jumped a military ship into M'Tin space, which started a war … Continue reading The 1982 LARP Disaster, or, How To Avoid The Police In An Abandoned Hospital.
...they were colorful and jiggly . . The Doclopedia #1,534 Ten Things You Didn’t Know About…: Doc Tempest . . 1: He was not born in May of 1900, but was born in February of 1901. 2: In defiance of social mores of the time, he lived with two women, Jo O'Hara and Rita Diaz, … Continue reading Tie Dyed Boobs
...not a song by Elton John . . The Doclopedia #1,532 Ten Things You Didn’t Know About…: The Golden Worm . 1: The Golden Worm is actually only about 18 inched long. 2: It's made of gold, but also contains silver and copper. 3: The eyes are made of three perfect star sapphires. 4: Contrary … Continue reading Funeral For A Fiend
...we call him Blue . . The Doclopedia #1,530 Ten Things You Didn’t Know About…: Wazuun . 1: Wazuun is enormous. 500 feet long! 2: Wazuun is a beast of immense glory! All must bow to Wazuun! 3: Wazuun prefers to eat grains and grasses, which his servitors collect for him in large carts. 4: … Continue reading Ballad Of A Blue Raccoon
...a typical night at home . . The Doclopedia #1,529 What The Hell Was That?: The Wet Thing . . “I assure you, Detective. That neither my staff, nor I, nor the guests involved are intoxicated or hallucinating. We saw what we saw and I fully expect you to get to the bottom of it … Continue reading Dogs Playing Cards, Cats Watching TV, Bunnies Going Online
...but there is one in "Moon Pie" . . The Doclopedia #1,527 What The Hell Was That?: The Weird Thing . . “Look, sister! Look at what is coming down the river!” “By the Goddess, I have never seen anything like that, Ylva. Is it alive?” “I'm not sure, Amel. It seems to be moving. … Continue reading There Is No “I” In “Moon”
...it was just horrible . . The Doclopedia #1,525 What The Hell Was That?: The Big Thing “Good God! What the devil was that, Jim?” “I am double damned if I know, Jack, but if it turns to go down the valley, it'll stampede the herd sure enough!” “That's a fact, and... Wait, there it … Continue reading The Worst Tasting Sandwich In The Whole World
...MGM, 1938 . . The Doclopedia #1,522 Fantasy Foodland: The Pie Fairies . . Name: The Pie Fairies Size: 6-9 inches Appearance: Translucent blue or red, beautiful, sexless Personality: Shy, reclusive, often sing in an unknown language. Their Specialty: Making all sorts of American style pies, often using exotic fruits and spices. Friendly To: Pudding … Continue reading The Dancing Elks Fly To Havana
...watch out for that kid . WOOHOO! New theme! Posting three tonight and tomorrow to catch back up on a two a day total. . The Doclopedia #1,519 Fantasy Foodland: The Cupcake Gnomes Name: Cupcake Gnomes Size: 10-14 inches tall Appearance:Spindly arms & legs, slightly chubby torsos, large noses, big ears, big eyes, frizzy hair … Continue reading Pulse Cannon On A Tricycle
...mostly, they chased him yon . . The Doclopedia #1,518 Earth 5-C: Cryptids . . Above all else, the biggest difference between our Earth and Earth 5-C is cryptids. Now, they don't call them cryptids there, they just call them animals, or, in a very few cases, primitive non-humans. Some cryptids are very dangerous, like … Continue reading Chapter 856: In Which Our Hero Is Chased Hither And Yon By Those Damned Frenchies
...for his good friend, Smart Sally . . The Doclopedia #1,517 Earth 5-C: California On Earth 5-C, my beloved home state of California is both very familiar and very different. Right off, the shape of the state is different. It's wider, because the entire eastern border is 30 miles farther east. Nevada and Arizona look … Continue reading Handsome Joe Plans A Birthday Party
...which, by the way, I had nothing to do with . The Doclopedia #1,516 Earth 5-C: Women In Control . . On our earth, the 1918 Spanish Flu Pandemic swept the globe and killed possibly 100 million people. It lasted from January, 1918 until December, 1920. On Earth 5-C, their strain of influenza began killing … Continue reading There Were Serious Repercussions After The Exploding Ham Incident.
...that sounds mildly obscene . . The Doclopedia #1,515 Earth 5-C: The Geek Movies Earth 5-C is different from our Earth. Here are some examples. Reflecting the fact that women took control of things after the 1805-1809 Influenza Pandemic killed off 8 out of 10 adult men, motion pictures on Earth 5-C are very different … Continue reading Look, An Ant-horned Prongalope!
...and there will never be any damned geckos, either .. The Doclopedia #1,513 Strange Bandanas: The Doctor Who One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… The truth here is that this bandana has no special powers whatsoever. It doesn't do a damned thing but … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Coconuts,Ordian Phasing Units,Geckos and Cookie Recipes
...Barnes & Barnes got shit to answer for The Doclopedia #1,511 Strange Bandanas: The Yellow & Blue Tie Dyed One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… This is a fun bandana that I got from a hippie chick during the Third Summer of Love … Continue reading Why The Hell Would You Take A Fish Head Out To See A Movie?