A Few Words About Cozy Socks In Bright Colors

...no, not really . . The Doclopedia #1,556 Not What I Expected: The Love Potion . What the hell, man? You told me this was a love potion. You said it would make me the man of Cheryl's dreams and she'd fall in love with me. But look at me! I'm 6' 6” tall, white, … Continue reading A Few Words About Cozy Socks In Bright Colors

Pieboy And The Ice Cold Swimming Pool

...we almost had to chip ice off of him . . The Doclopedia #1,554 Alt. Roleplaying Reviews: Last Chance Incorporated All ratings based upon a 1-5 scale Substance: 3 Originality: 3 Looks: 3 Playability: 3 Synopsis: An average science fiction RPG with a few new ideas. . Let's get right to the heart of the … Continue reading Pieboy And The Ice Cold Swimming Pool

Elf On A Shelf, Troll In A Hole, Fairy In A Dairy

...pixie going to Dixie? . . The Doclopedia #1,552 Alt. Roleplaying Reviews: MEGA-LARP! . All ratings based upon a 1-5 scale Substance: 3 Originality: 4 Looks: 3 Playability: ? . Synopsis: It's a LARP, but a HUGE LARP. Or maybe a convention. Explaining MEGA-LARP! To somebody is easy. Just imagine a few hundred or a … Continue reading Elf On A Shelf, Troll In A Hole, Fairy In A Dairy

Thrift Store Battle: Naked Barbies VS Stuffed Poo Emojis!

...my money is on Barbie . . The Doclopedia #1,550 Alt. Roleplaying Reviews: Dungeon Musical . All ratings based upon a 1-5 scale Substance: 3 Originality: 5 Looks: 3 Playability: 2 . Synopsis: Heck of an idea, if you have the time, effort and group. A dungeon crawl RPG with musical and dance numbers? After … Continue reading Thrift Store Battle: Naked Barbies VS Stuffed Poo Emojis!

Video Actually Helped Fake The Killing Of The Radio Star

...the radio star needed to avoid paying alimony . . The Doclopedia #1,548 My Evil Twin: Malace K. Rhynnrats (thanks to Mark Schynert) . . Mark Schynert has an evil twin who is evil in a very specific way. You see, Mark handles scheduling games for a game convention, and his evil twin Malace K. … Continue reading Video Actually Helped Fake The Killing Of The Radio Star

The 1982 LARP Disaster, or, How To Avoid The Police In An Abandoned Hospital.

...it seemed like a fun idea at the time . . The Doclopedia #1,536 Ten Things You Didn’t Know About…: Jump Drives . . 1: The very first jump drive was invented by the Alaxians 2.75 million years ago. On it's first use, it jumped a military ship into M'Tin space, which started a war … Continue reading The 1982 LARP Disaster, or, How To Avoid The Police In An Abandoned Hospital.

The Dancing Elks Fly To Havana

...MGM, 1938 . . The Doclopedia #1,522 Fantasy Foodland: The Pie Fairies . . Name: The Pie Fairies Size: 6-9 inches Appearance: Translucent blue or red, beautiful, sexless Personality: Shy, reclusive, often sing in an unknown language. Their Specialty: Making all sorts of American style pies, often using exotic fruits and spices. Friendly To: Pudding … Continue reading The Dancing Elks Fly To Havana

Chapter 856: In Which Our Hero Is Chased Hither And Yon By Those Damned Frenchies

...mostly, they chased him yon . . The Doclopedia #1,518 Earth 5-C: Cryptids . . Above all else, the biggest difference between our Earth and Earth 5-C is cryptids. Now, they don't call them cryptids there, they just call them animals, or, in a very few cases, primitive non-humans. Some cryptids are very dangerous, like … Continue reading Chapter 856: In Which Our Hero Is Chased Hither And Yon By Those Damned Frenchies

There Were Serious Repercussions After The Exploding Ham Incident.

...which, by the way, I had nothing to do with . The Doclopedia #1,516 Earth 5-C: Women In Control . . On our earth, the 1918 Spanish Flu Pandemic swept the globe and killed possibly 100 million people. It lasted from January, 1918 until December, 1920. On Earth 5-C, their strain of influenza began killing … Continue reading There Were Serious Repercussions After The Exploding Ham Incident.

Not In This Issue: Coconuts,Ordian Phasing Units,Geckos and Cookie Recipes

...and there will never be any damned geckos, either .. The Doclopedia #1,513 Strange Bandanas: The Doctor Who One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… The truth here is that this bandana has no special powers whatsoever. It doesn't do a damned thing but … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Coconuts,Ordian Phasing Units,Geckos and Cookie Recipes

Why The Hell Would You Take A Fish Head Out To See A Movie?

...Barnes & Barnes got shit to answer for The Doclopedia #1,511 Strange Bandanas: The Yellow & Blue Tie Dyed One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… This is a fun bandana that I got from a hippie chick during the Third Summer of Love … Continue reading Why The Hell Would You Take A Fish Head Out To See A Movie?