Angrily Slamming The Door On 2019

...fuck 2019 . The Doclopedia #1,750 The Colors: Silver . The Silver Warrior is a strange fellow indeed. Nobody has ever seen him without his helmet on, so there is no actual proof that he is human. Or male. Or even alive. For all anybody knows he could be a golem gifted with limited speech. … Continue reading Angrily Slamming The Door On 2019

Not In This Issue: Periwinkles, Periscopes Or Peridots

...or anybody named Perri . The Doclopedia #1,748 The Colors: Magenta . The lovely three petaled, lace edged magenta flowers of the Arbonga Vine are beautiful to look at and smell wonderful. They are also the last thing you'll probably see before the lightning fast vine wraps around you and begins exuding powerful digestive enzymes. … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Periwinkles, Periscopes Or Peridots

The Whole Truth About Jake’s Fancy Underwear

...it's a long story . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #1,738 Most Wanted : A-E 468 . A-E 468 is wanted for the following crimes. Freeing Human Slaves Arming Humans With Level 4 Weaponry Willful Destruction Of Unity Property Destruction Of Loyal Unity Robots Tampering With Unity Pure Thought Programming A-E 468 is a … Continue reading The Whole Truth About Jake’s Fancy Underwear

It’s All Fun & Games Until You’re Done Digesting The Chiles

...then you cry . The Doclopedia #1,729 Citizens Of The Galaxy: Sisss'ul . . NAME: Sisss'ul . HOME WORLD: Jaaan 2 . DESCRIPTION: Jaaanites look like large tortoises with spider legs and two spider heads on 5 foot long necks. They are almost all dark gray or black. . JOB: Sisss'ul is Quality Control Technician … Continue reading It’s All Fun & Games Until You’re Done Digesting The Chiles

Mexican Jenny And The Cow That Freaked Out

...it just went crazy . The Doclopedia #1,727 Citizens Of The Galaxy: ???? . NAME: Hames Dornell HOME WORLD: Canus 4 DESCRIPTION: Hames is a human/canine hybrid. He looks like an anthropomorphic Labrador. His fur is black with white spots. He stands 6' 2” tall and has a stocky build. He wears glasses. JOB: Hames … Continue reading Mexican Jenny And The Cow That Freaked Out

A Pork Chop The Size Of a Manhole Cover

...smothered in gravy . The Doclopedia #1,725 Citizens Of The Galaxy: Oomgow Moomboolo . NAME: Oomgow Moomboolo HOME WORLD: Roovooloo DESCRIPTION: Looks much like an oak tree that has sinewy tentacles for branches and small scales for bark. Does not have roots. Moves around on a fleshy pseudopod like a snail or slug. Roovooloods have … Continue reading A Pork Chop The Size Of a Manhole Cover

Chapter 295: In Which Our Hero, Lost In The Forests Of Norway, Meets A Young Moose

...and then things got interesting . The Doclopedia #1,723 Citizens Of The Galaxy: Saruptyn 59621 . NAME: Saruptyn 59621 HOME WORLD: Huirvek DESCRIPTION: Saruptyn 59621 is a Baqion. They are a race of free willed, sapient, self replicating androids. They are found in 280 Sectors. They all look very much like Terran humans, but with … Continue reading Chapter 295: In Which Our Hero, Lost In The Forests Of Norway, Meets A Young Moose

The Day I Learned The Truth About Girls

...54 years later, I'm still confused by it . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #1,716 Random Character Creation (Espionage): Who Do You Work For? 1: CIA (USA) 2: S.H.I.E.L.D. (International) 3: MI6 (UK) 4: MSS (China) 5: Men In Black (International) 6: Agency T (Time Patrol) 7: ASIS (Australia) 8: OI-1 (Non-Human Terran) 9: … Continue reading The Day I Learned The Truth About Girls

I Was A Department Store Dummy For The FBI

...in the main window of Macy's . The Doclopedia #1,714 Random Character Creation (Espionage): Who Are You? . 1: Pond, Jane Pond 2: Smythe, David Smythe 3: Polyakova, Irina Polyakova 4: Martin, Jim Martin 5: Solveig, Marta Solveig 6: Kennedy, Nick Kennedy 7: Witkowski, Zofia Witkowski 8: Cho, Jin-woo Cho 9: Ankers, Beth Ankers 10: … Continue reading I Was A Department Store Dummy For The FBI

The Rare And Beautiful Long Finned Snotfish Of Potawango Island

...don't get any snot on you . The Doclopedia #1,704 Tiny Folk Of Note: Talinda Tunneler . First off, Talinda does not dig tunnels. She is, however, the greatest tunnel guide in the London Metropolitan area. If you need to get from Point A to Point B, or anywhere else, Talinda is the woman to … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Long Finned Snotfish Of Potawango Island

By The Time We Got To Plan E, We Just Said To Hell With It.

...probably should have stopped at C . The Doclopedia #1,702 Tiny Folk Of Note: Hiroshi Yukan'na . His last name means “The Brave”, and he certainly is. To the Tiny Folk living in Kirishima Kinkowan National Park, in Japan, he is the Great Protector, well known for saving lives, fighting off predators and outwitting humans. … Continue reading By The Time We Got To Plan E, We Just Said To Hell With It.