Ox In A Box, Dog In The Fog

...pig on a rig . Become a Patron! And get cool stuff! . . The Doclopedia #1,816 Why I Did It...: Kicked Out The Windshield Courtesy of Alexia Holder Let's start from the beginning, shall we? I was being pursued by three cars full of KGB agents and their hired gangsters, all heavily armed. We … Continue reading Ox In A Box, Dog In The Fog

That Day We Climbed The Redwood Naked

...poor choices were made . Become a Patron! The Doclopedia #1,814 Ten Things You Did Not Know About: Texas . 1: 15% of Texans secretly rage at the fact that they have to eat avocados from California or Mexico. 2: The state never actually won independence from Mexico and has actually been paying that country … Continue reading That Day We Climbed The Redwood Naked

Raccoons With Clubs, Badgers With Knives, Foxes With Chains

...it's a rumble in the forest! . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #1,800 Rats: The Kaiju Rat Of Sumatra One of the “lost” Earth 2-S Sherlock Holmes stories, this one was suppressed by Holmes & Watson on the grounds that it would cause worldwide panic. Oddly, this was one of the very few casually … Continue reading Raccoons With Clubs, Badgers With Knives, Foxes With Chains

The Rare And Beautiful Hanging Turtles Of Potawango Island

...don't walk under them, or they'll bite you . The Doclopedia #1,796 Classified Ads: Free Flooning Uniform: I played Mid-League Flooning when I was younger, but I'm 40 and fat now. Would like to give this uniform to a young person that could use it. Size 10 Regular. In very good shape. Box Of Old … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Hanging Turtles Of Potawango Island

The 29 Things You Should Never Buy

...#4: severed human heads . The Doclopedia #1,791 People with Swords: Samurai Monkey . In the Country of the Animals, there are many evildoers who flaunt the laws of Emperor Gorilla. Samurai Monkey is the swordsman charged with punishing these miscreants. With his two swords and his great skill in battle, he deals out swift … Continue reading The 29 Things You Should Never Buy

Not In This Issue: Pogo Sticks, How To Cook Veal, Skunks And Easter Bonnets

...next month, easter bonnets for sure . The Doclopedia #1,786 People With Swords: The Clockwork Swordsman . Nobody knows who built the Clockwork Swordsman, but there are reliable reports that he has been around for at least 200 years. Since the Swordsman himself cannot speak, he can’t confirm or deny any of the reports. You … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Pogo Sticks, How To Cook Veal, Skunks And Easter Bonnets

Mr. Porkwaffle Finds A Treasure

...and gets taxed for it . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #1,776 My Earliest RPG Characters: Sir Mallard Gloranthan Duck Knight Strength: -1 Constitution: +1 Dexterity: +2 Intelligence: +1 Wisdom: +1 Charisma: +1 Advantages: Small and Quick, Brave, Noble Disadvantages: Arrogant, Different (he’s a Duck), Short Powers/Gifts: None Primary Skills: Shortsword +1, Short Bow +1, Dodge +2 Background: Sir … Continue reading Mr. Porkwaffle Finds A Treasure

Chapter 881: In Which Young Nell, Passing As A Teenage Boy, Joins The British Navy

...pretty sure she hasn't heard of rum, the lash and buggery . The Doclopedia #1,774 My Earliest RPG Characters:  Brother Willow Monk Strength: +2 Constitution: +2 Dexterity: +4 Intelligence: +1 Wisdom: +2 Charisma: +1 Advantages: Low Profile, High Pain Threshold, Unfazeable Disadvantages: Too Trusting, Will Not Use Weapons (other than his walking staff), Foreigner Powers/Gifts: Enhanced Speed (+1 … Continue reading Chapter 881: In Which Young Nell, Passing As A Teenage Boy, Joins The British Navy

Hey! It’s The Funny Hat Guys!

...those wacky guys in their crazy hats . The Doclopedia #1,772 Aliens: Grikk . Grikk (his proper name is Grikkkkkkkikikkkkkakkkikakorrrkakorkik) is a District Leader of the Wrok (proper name: Wrokokaaakakikiokarkarkikokik) species of aliens from the planet Renzeb 4. The Wrok first came to Earth 120,000 years ago and have been living here quite contentedly ever … Continue reading Hey! It’s The Funny Hat Guys!

Frantic Muskrats Trampled My Begonias

...it was just terrible . The Doclopedia #1,766 Aliens: Lorigal . Lorigal is the sole surviving member of the ZhuKot race. When the various slave races rose up and destroyed the ZhuKoth, Lorigal was barely able to escape. Unfortunately, his ship developed an instability in it’s hyperdrive and he had to abandon ship in a … Continue reading Frantic Muskrats Trampled My Begonias