Vanilla Fun Cakes

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The Doclopedia #1,940

The Alphabet #8: D Is For…

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…Disaster Dog, the main character in a series of children’s books on Earth 2-A.

Disaster Dog is a lovable mutt who lives with the Poobler family. He is drawn to look like a really large cockapoo. His actual name is Dudley.

In each book, Dudley causes major problems around the town of Jellyville. These often involve Mister Wister, the Poobler’s short tempered neighbor The havoc wrecked by Dudley often causes widespread panic in the streets, at least until Ruby and Eugene Poobler, the Poobler children, find a way to clear things up and cover up Dudley’s involvement.

There are 16 books in the series so far. The latest is “Disaster Dog and the Marble Madness.

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The Doclopedia #1,941

The Alphabet #8: C Is For…

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…Canadian Chicken Race, an annual race held in British Columbia, Canada, on Earth 1-V. As many as 500 people from around the world race 15 miles through the wilderness while wearing chicken suits. It’s a wacky race and gets international coverage.

The problem is that on Earth 1-V, environmental awareness started up in the 1880s and by 2020, there are a whole lot more animals out in the wild. As a result, every year, at least a few runners get attacked by wolves, bears, mountain lions and wolverines. The route changes every year, but attacks keep happening. After 22 years, you’d think Canada would stop the race or maybe people would stay away, but neither is true.

Pam The Talking Vacuum Cleaner Goes Wild

…but she still sucks

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The Doclopedia #1,938

The Alphabet #8: F Is For…
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…Frisky Fox, a well known figure in the furry community on Earth 1-H. This woman, possessed of quite an attractive figure, wears a form fitting red fox outfit with a very cute full head mask. She turns heads whenever she walks by.

A fixture at furry, science fiction and anime cons, she is well known for seducing and having sex with newbie male furries. Apparently, she pretty much wears them out, then sends them off with a hug.

Nothing is known about who she really is. She has been going to cons as Frisky Fox for 20 years, so she has to be at least in her mid to late 30s. Her accent changes for each con. She is about 5’4” tall and probably weighs 110 pounds.

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The Doclopedia #1,939

The Alphabet #8: E Is For…

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…End Of The Road, a tiny town way out in the boondocks of eastern Oregon. It is really at the end of a 30 mile long road (EOTR Road). There just is no more road and if there was, you could only go about a mile before you’s drive off a cliff into a canyon.

End Of The Road has a population of about 200 people, pretty evenly divided between small farmers and artists. The average age of the citizens is 40. There is exactly 1 business, Red’s Place. Part store, bar, cafe and town hall, it also has one gas pump out front. If you want anything that Red’s doesn’t have, you’ll have to drive 65 miles to get it at another, larger town.

Jabberwocky In A Funhouse

…I have no idea how

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The Doclopedia #1,936

The Alphabet #8: H Is For…
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…Hitler’s Hillbillies, a popular country band of the 1930s and 40s, on Earth 3-W. On that Earth, Adolph Hitler’s parents came to the US as immigrants three years before his birth and settled in Kentucky. Young Adolph grew up loving folk music and bluegrass and became quite an accomplished banjo player and singer. He formed his first band in 1917 and they became popular on a regional level.

By the mid 20s, the band was touring widely and had put out a few records that did well. Adolph expanded the band and renamed them “Hitler’s Hillbilllies”. Soon, they were touring nationally and performing regularly on the Grand Old Opry.

Although the band continued to tour and record into the late 50s, Adolph spent more time with the record label he founded, A Hit Records. The band performed their last show, on the Opry, on July 4^th, 1958.
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The Doclopedia #1,937

The Alphabet #8: G Is For…
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…G-5: Castle Temptation, an infamous, illegal and universally banned adventure module for Advanced Dungeons & Dragons. It was sold at a few conventions in 1981.

The only product produced by Pork Store Games, it was created as an extension of the popular “G” series of 4 linked modules. The big difference is that G-5 was chock full of graphic and kinky sex, gory violence and trademark/copyright infringements. When news of it hit the media, the shit hit the fan.

According to an anonymous letter sent out to about 50 well known gamers and a few news outlets, only 1,000 copies were ever printed and only 250 were actually sold, usually in an alley near a game con by masked individuals.

Today, copies of G-5 can only be sold secretly, but have fetched prices as high as $10,000.00. However, last month, a post on many gaming sites and social media said that the remaining 750 copies of G-5 would be sold at game conventions in North America and Europe soon. The price will be $200.00 per copy, cash only.

My Life Among The Flowering Plants

…and insects, lots of insects
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The Doclopedia #1,934

The Alphabet #8: J Is For…
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…Jethro Troll, a very famous and popular rock & roll group on PotterEarth 5. It consists of a bass player, drummer, two guitarists, keyboard player and a flute player who habitually stands on one leg while playing.

The group is known for such hot selling and critically acclaimed albums as “Aquatongue”, “Thick As A Spellbook” and “Too Old To Rock & Roll, Too Young To Become A Lich”.

No member of the group is a troll.

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The Doclopedia #1,935

The Alphabet #8: I Is For…

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…Ignatz Kwazimi, a Mad Scientist from Africa on Earth 227-P. Very little is known about his age or appearance, since he insists on wearing a mask and robes when making his regular demands via television, radio and the internet.

Doctor Kwazimi, as he insists on being called, is a prolific and probably nutty, issuer of demands. He usually asks for a billion or two dollars, lest he unleash his latest creation on the world. So far, he has made maybe 2 million dollars, mostly from folks on Patreon who want to see what crazy shit he invents next.

So far, he has unleashed Chocolate Warriors (melted in 20 minutes), Giant Spiders (crushed by their own weight), Giant Ants (same), Giant Hamsters (same), Death Gas (made most people sneeze a few times), Insanity Bomb (cured 92 people of a cat phobia) and a Giant Iron War Centipede (got rained on in the first hour and rusted solid).

Back To Doing My Thing

…no, not that thing, you pervs

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The Doclopedia #1,932

The Alphabet #8: L Is For…
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…Lunchadores, a strange spinoff of masked Mexican wrestlers who hang out near cafes, sandwich shops and food trucks during the mid-day hours. These wrestlers, who can be male or female, offer to wrestle people for their lunch. Being as how most lunchadores are either very obese or very skinny, nobody usually takes up the offer. Sometimes a person will just buy them something to eat to get rid of them. It’s really kind of sad.

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The Doclopedia #1,933

The Alphabet #8: K Is For…
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…King Garnoose, the ruler of a large portion of what would be Russia in our world, but is a patchwork of kingdoms on Earth 4-E. He is a modest and generous king, aged 45. He is married and has 5 children. The people of his kingdom love him.

His kingdom, Skolvania, is rich in natural resources, but exports almost none. There is also very little industry. Still, Skolvania is one of the richest countries on earth. Why?

Because it is the ONLY place on earth that can grow jurdl, a type of moss that, once processed in a secret way, renders up a safe and 100% effective cure for erectile dysfunction AND greatly enhances orgasms for both men and women.

In fact, producing jurdl powder is the only real industry in the kingdom. Everyone in the country, including the king, gets a $100,000.00 income per year, guaranteed.

Hobbits! We’re All Becoming Hobbits!

…without Second Breakfast

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The Doclopedia #1,930

The Alphabet #8: N Is For…
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…Newt People, a race of humanoid amphibians on Earth 925-J. They stand about 4 feet tall and look pretty much like newts that have been rendered anthropomorphic by magic, which is exactly what happened 500 years ago.

The Newt People are a gentle race that dislike violence and shun warfare and magic. The live at an Iron Age level and like it that way.

The main homeland of the Newt People is Girran Bog, although several hundred also live in the Wetlands of Tando.

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The Doclopedia #1,931

The Alphabet #8: M Is For…
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…Mira Lim, was also known as the Crime Queen on Earth 2-W. She was a master criminal, having learned the craft from her grandmother, mother and aunts. Born in San Francisco to Chinese citizens, Mira returned to Hong Kong at the age of 16, By her 20^th birthday, she was second in command of the most feared all female gang in the city. By 25, she controlled the gang and was busy murdering her rivals. When she turned 30, she controlled all crime in the city and a good bit of it on the mainland.

Mira died from cancer at the age of 80. The next day, Hong Kong erupted in a gang war that still rages 20 years later.

Dogs in Lockdown, Cats Held Prisoner

…it’s a tragedy

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The Doclopedia #1,928

The Alphabet #8: P Is For…
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…Pieboy, is a resident of our own Earth Prime. In the years 1977-1980, he was a young college student who worked at the family bakery while going to school. During his first semester, he started hanging out with an eclectic bunch of slightly older students. Since his specialty at the bakery was pies, he would often bring them to parties. They were delicious and so he got the nickname Pieboy.

Pieboy was also known for getting involved in crazy undertakings like “Downhill Mud Surfing”, “Nude Tree Climbing” and a particularly demented and disastrous road trip to Portland, Oregon.

Finally, being a cute and innocent looking lad, Pieboy often found himself being seduced by older women. He eventually married one of them and now lives with her in Canada.

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The Doclopedia #1,929

The Alphabet #8: O Is For…

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…Ontrosko, a large city on the Atlantean Plateau, in central Atlantis on Earth 57-S. It has a population of 2.25 million people and is the travel and recreation hub of the continent.

Being in a largely flat plateau with a Mediterranean climate, Ontrosko enjoys good weather most of the year. As a result, it is also the entertainment center of Atlantis, home to nearly all of the movie and television studios.

Like most Atlantean cities and towns, Ontrosko is laid out in concentric rings, with 128 hub streets running across it. Public transportation is the fastest way to get around, although many people walk, ride bicycles or use floaters to travel.

Tourists from outside Atlantis should be aware that, more than any other city on the continent, Ontrosko has an extremely relaxed attitude about sex, sexuality and nudity. Prostitution is legal and visible and sex clubs can be found all over the city.