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The Doclopedia #1,932

The Alphabet #8: L Is For…

Lunchadores, a strange spinoff of masked Mexican wrestlers who hang out near cafes, sandwich shops and food trucks during the mid-day hours. These wrestlers, who can be male or female, offer to wrestle people for their lunch. Being as how most lunchadores are either very obese or very skinny, nobody usually takes up the offer. Sometimes a person will just buy them something to eat to get rid of them. It’s really kind of sad.




The Doclopedia #1,933

The Alphabet #8: K Is For…
King Garnoose, the ruler of a large portion of what would be Russia in our world, but is a patchwork of kingdoms on Earth 4-E. He is a modest and generous king, aged 45. He is married and has 5 children. The people of his kingdom love him.

His kingdom, Skolvania, is rich in natural resources, but exports almost none. There is also very little industry. Still, Skolvania is one of the richest countries on earth. Why?

Because it is the ONLY place on earth that can grow jurdl, a type of moss that, once processed in a secret way, renders up a safe and 100% effective cure for erectile dysfunction AND greatly enhances orgasms for both men and women.

In fact, producing jurdl powder is the only real industry in the kingdom. Everyone in the country, including the king, gets a $100,000.00 income per year, guaranteed.

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