Not In This Issue: Robot Rabbits, Steamy Dreams and Soggy Doggies

...Soggy Doggies are for next month   The Doclopedia #648 All Bottled Up: Motion Potion From a discussion between Bertram and Augustus, Wizards & Dungeon Creators Bertram: Alright then, Augie, we're on to the third level and any visitors should be running low on magic by now. Augustus: True enough, Bertie! I think we should …

Basset Hounds VS Pie!

...Basset Hounds 1, Pie 0   The Doclopedia #647 All Bottled Up: Energy Drink As I've already explained in some detail to this officer, I am Professor Chetwin and that poor fellow is Professor Lindemuller and our bottle of Liquid Electricity has been stolen! Yes, Liquid Electricity! We've been working on it for the last …

Codfish Of The Month Club

...I thought it was the CodPIECE of the Month Club. Man, was I wrong.   The Doclopedia #646 All Bottled Up: The Hard Stuff Did you hear about Tom? No? Well, you know he's been having a difficult time, um, in the bedroom, right? Yeah, erectile dysfunction, they call it. Anyway, it's been going on …

The Ice Cream Dwarves Meet The Hot Fudge Faeries

...in a very yummy battle The Doclopedia #644 All Bottled Up: Chateau Doubert 1953 Few bottles of this rare vintage still exist, what with the entire vineyard and cellars being destroyed in a meteor strike in 1957. Even if it were not highly valued for its incredible complexity, this wine would still find eager buyers …