The Nuclear Prawn Cannon

...and other stories Today was, for the most part, a lazy day. I did no gardening, no chores, nothing of any major importance. Hell, I didn't even step outside the house until 2:30 when I took a 2 mile walk. Speaking of that, I found out that I've lost me edge over these past few …

Get Me A Tall Tree And Some Short Ropes

The below is lifted from the LJ of muskrat_john because it is something that needs to be stopped ASAP. Congressional Accountability for Judicial Activism Act of 2004 H. R. 3920 To allow Congress to reverse the judgments of the United States Supreme Court. IN THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES March 9, 2004 Mr. LEWIS of Kentucky …

But Mama, That’s Where The Fun Is

Unseasonably warm temperatures here in Nor Cal are causing much blooming among the plant life. This is causing allergic reactions that are kicking the shit out of allergy sufferers such as myself. I would gladly remove my nose and sinuses and put them in a box for a couple of weeks if I could. And …

ORIGASMI: The Art Of Folding Paper Into Sex Toys

Where do I come up with this stuff?:) In the interest of reaching as many of you poor entertainment starved citizens as possible, I'm going to start cross posting my bloggage on my Live Journal page. Anyone who bitches about this will get my size 12 red sneaker up their ass. (Note From 11/11/2017: Yeah, …