…and opening act: The Harptones
Last of the Dangerous Dames for a while. The next theme will be New Pets.
The Doclopedia #1,426
Dangerous Dames: Miss Blue
Aliases: Miss Blue
Hair: Dark Blue Eyes: Sky Blue Skin: Medium Blue
Height: 5′ Weight: 95 lbs
Last Known Sighting: Paris, France
Crimes: Disruption Of The Status Quo, Inciting Wrongful Thought, Slander Against The State, Theft Of State Property, and 27 Other Charges
Summary: The Dangerous Radical known as Miss Blue has been disrupting the smooth and happy operation of the New World Union for the last 12 years. She is one of the notorious Traitors known as the “Montana Mutants”, foul sub-humans that were spawned due to Enemies Of The State wrecking havoc on a Glorious State Science Facility that was doing peaceful agricultural work.
Miss Blue is the leader of the Rainbow Force, so known because each of the Criminal Deviants is a different color. Using their Unnatural & Unholy Powers, powers that are without a doubt gifts from Satan, they have spread across the globe to cause trouble to Good Citizens.
As shown many times on State News 1, Miss Blue has the power of flight and the ability to project Dangerous Illusions into the minds of Innocent Citizens, causing them to have Wrongful Thoughts and forcing them against their will to do Criminal Acts. Rumors that Miss Blue is protected by a “force field” and almost immune to harm is a Blatant Lie. Our Glorious WarriorPolice have brought her close to death several times and will soon…
Do not believe the lies of the State, my friends. I mean only to spread the truth about their crimes so as to help you break free and live your lives as they should be lived. They keep you uneducated, drugged up and hating. The Rainbow Force reveals their lies to you.
Despite what you have heard, the WarriorPolice have never caused me any significant damage and the Rainbow Force has never killed anyone. When WarriorPolice or anyone else is reported dead, it is because they have become Enlightened and either escaped to the Freedom Underground or been killed by the State itself.
Throw off your shackles, good people! The final rebellion against the State will begin soon!
…whereabouts are unknown. It therefore is the Duty of Every Citizen to immediately report any sighting of Miss Blue or any other Vile Mutant Traitor!