...poor choices were made . Become a Patron! The Doclopedia #1,814 Ten Things You Did Not Know About: Texas . 1: 15% of Texans secretly rage at the fact that they have to eat avocados from California or Mexico. 2: The state never actually won independence from Mexico and has actually been paying that country … Continue reading That Day We Climbed The Redwood Naked
...and then they both walked into a glass door . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #1,674 Dog & Cats Living Together: Jake & Frankie The Dog: Jake, a poodle/terrier mix The Cat: Frankie, an orange tabby The Living Situation: Jake & Frankie live in Oakland, California, with Je'Rome, a more or less starving artist. … Continue reading Bucky & Squint Are Done Screwing Around!
...Barnes & Barnes got shit to answer for The Doclopedia #1,511 Strange Bandanas: The Yellow & Blue Tie Dyed One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… This is a fun bandana that I got from a hippie chick during the Third Summer of Love … Continue reading Why The Hell Would You Take A Fish Head Out To See A Movie?
...it was a sweet meeting . This blog is in part made possibly by my wonderful patrons on Patreon. If you would like to join them in helping me out, go to https://www.patreon.com/DocCross . Sasha Explains It All Sanctuaries Hi, folks! In this edition, I'd like to talk about the many Sanctuary areas that … Continue reading The Cupcake Gnomes Meet The Pie Pixies
...insert spooky piano music and meow here . I did not plan for this to go up on Halloween, as it is neither spooky or funny, but this is how things work out. I've been meaning to write about this for years. . The Final Goodbye . Let me preface this by saying that I … Continue reading Halloween XXIII: The Return Of Michael Myers’ Cousin’s Roomate’s Cat
...made with extra love, seasoned with lust CritterCon 11 Trip Day One (by Daisy) Hi, folks! Daisy here with our Day One trip report. Daddy woke us all up at 6 this morning and Jeeves served up some great BREAKFASSSTTT FOOORRR DOGGGSSS! And cats, rabbits and skunks. We all chowed down and then found … Continue reading We Have Love Biscuits!
...co-starring her little brother, Very Green Gary Random Stuff 1: Besides being hotter than 14 motherfuckers here in Northern California, the air is totally shitty with smoke from several fires. 2: The heat waves we have had off and on played hell with my garden. The squash and watermelons would not set fruit and … Continue reading The Happy Go Lucky, But Still Somewhat Creepy, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Road Trip To Saugus To Visit Uncle Ferd.
...a little shout out to tie dyers DogCon 9 Day Seven: In which we spend our last day at the con and finish it off with plans for next year. This will be short and sweet, folks, since it is almost 1:00 am and the bus is rocketing across our great country at just under … Continue reading Dye Hard
...8/6/16 And now we are six. Doc, Grace, Silky, Sasha & Daisy Cross are very happy to introduce our newest family member, Mr. Luke Skywalker Cross. Luke is a Basset Hound/Standard Poodle mix, 8 years old and has had a very rough last few months. His owners died, he looks to have been a stray … Continue reading Introducing Luke Skywalker Cross
...and they're wearing tuxedos DogCon 9 Day Five: In which we reach Critter City, meet up with lots of friends and prepare to party. Having spent the night less than an hour from Critter City, we all got up late today, around 9:30. After a fairly light breakfast, we got on the road and rolled … Continue reading Hot Damn! It’s The Dancing Elks!
...of course, you do have to feed them a baby or two DogCon 9 Day Three: In which we do not have the most interesting of days, but still manage to spin off a new timeline or two. It was hot in New Mexico today, averaging 103 most of our way across the state. Our … Continue reading RAISING KOBOLDS FOR FUN AND PROFIT
...MUCH happier than Jellyfish It is that time of year again, folks... DogCon 9 Day Zero: In which I once again set things up for the actual con report. Greetings once again from the Magic Bus, currently parked in the driveway of the D&G Cross Home For Not At All Normal Basset Hounds. It is … Continue reading Jollyfish
...WAY different than spanking the monkey The Doclopedia # 1,237 The Crazy Game: Variation #300 Number of players: 6 to 21 Uniforms: Necktie (bow ties are okay), human ladies undies Playing field: Any 3 average suburban front yards, without fancy landscaping. Minimum equipment: 33 old unmatched socks, 1 empty (but clean) soup can, 5 sticks … Continue reading Spanking The Monk
...cute dogs heal broken hearts 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #12 Today is a sad day for America, so I'm just gonna post these pics of The Girls.
...they just sort of casually roam around The Doclopedia #1,199 Critter Avengers Choice: Sasha: “Cat Chasin' Bitches” by Titanium Dog This is the latest CD on Barkly Records from Titanium Dog, the hard rocking supergroup that formed after T.C. Growler and LeeLee McCanus left the Beasty Bitches to join former Dawg Sabbath guitarist Poochie Dane … Continue reading The Rare & Beautiful Ambling Abalone Of Potawango Island
...thank goodness they could only do it for a few seconds at a time. The Doclopedia #1,197 Critter Avengers Choice: Daisy: The Adventures Of Doc Savage On Earth 3B, this animated series (which alternates with “The Shadow” every 6 episodes) has been running for 15 years and gets high ratings. The visual style is very … Continue reading Alien Goldfish Hunted My Springboks
...which is actually most of them. Below, Sasha's latest rant. Sasha Explains It All Why You Can Never Really Talk To Your Dog I know, I know. The first thing you humans say to that is “well, they don't understand <insert your local language here> anyway”. Typical human arrogance. Look, dogs have been hooked … Continue reading My Life Among The Wild Writers
...my girl, Sasha. Gentle Readers, For today, I turn the blog over to my basset hound, Sasha. This will be the first of her rants about various things. we both hope you enjoy it. Doc Sasha Explains It All The Word of Dog Right off the bat here, let's make it clear that Dog is … Continue reading The Dog With A Blog
...but nobody appreciates us Dog Con 7 Day 16, Con Day 3: In which we see an all goat musical review, indulge in more gaming, eat more food, do more LARPing and perform our annual Old Time Radio show. 11:45 pm Another quick update of our day. Breakfast at Waffles From Outer Space. … Continue reading We Put The Art In Fart!
...they wander about doing good deeds Dog Con 7 Day 7: In which we reach Alaska, a moose gets rescued and we have an amazingly mosquito free marshmallow roast. 8:00 pm We rolled across the border of Canada and into Alaska about 10 am this morning. Another state I can cross off my … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Wandering Muskrats Of Potawango Island
...and now my voles are crying WOOHOO! Doclopedia entries! The Doclopedia #1,102 The Alphabet: L is for… Labrador Deceivers... ...are a very special breed of dog found on Earth 3. They are not used for hunting waterfowl or retrieving anything from the water. Instead, these large and very powerful dogs are used to hunt sasquatch, … Continue reading Creepy Lemurs Bullied My Voles
...#8: Barium Biscuits The Doclopedia #1,074 Tiny Folk: Sandri Dogfriend All Tiny Folk can, to some degree, speak with animals. Not all animals, but usually mammals and birds. A few can speak very well to one or two species in particular. Very rarely, you'll find one who can speak perfectly well with one … Continue reading The 33 Things You Probably Should Never Eat
...and a gallon jar of mayonaise The Doclopedia #976 The Strange Corners Chronicle: July 15, 1861 OUR YOUNG MEN JOIN THE ARMY Yesterday, 18 of the finest young men of this town rode off to Sacramento to catch the train east, so as to join the Army in opposing the Confederacy in this insane … Continue reading Aliens Took My Artichokes!
...third edition, revised and expanded WOOHOO! FOUR (4) Doclopedia entries today! Can I get an "Amen!"? The Doclopedia #968 Dinner Menu: Robot World Genre: Robots, Science Fiction, Humor Chateau de Chevron 40 weight oil...Zinc shavings served on silicon slices...Gold, Silver & Platinum leaf Salad dressed with a light mineral oil...Filet of Steel, thinly … Continue reading How To Conquer The World With Simple Household Items
...from the July, 1956 issue The Doclopedia #944 Pie!: Sausage Pie “Here you go, folks, a nice hot sausage pie. Dig in, but mind that hot gravy. You know, the crust on this one really turned out nice. I think I might be learning how to cook. Heh heh heh. Oh, I learned this … Continue reading Doc Tempest VS The Russian Robots