...featuring her wacky pal, Vividly Blue Benny Amnesia & Magic Part Twelve Ok, Ok, I'm waking up here. Stupid damned alarm clock! I'm not even fully awake yet and I slip the ring on my finger. I feel a momentary tingle all over, but other than that, nothing happens. The dream, or whatever it was, … Continue reading The Stupidly Funny, Yet Also Quite Uplifting, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Completely Crazy Cats
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The Rare And Beautiful Yellow Winged Eggdropper Stork Of Potawango Island
...the drop eggs on other creatures just for the hell of it. Amnesia & Magic Part Eleven After a few seconds, I recognize who it is: my grandmother, Fawn. Well, actually, I only recognize her because I've seen old paintings and a couple of old photographs of her as a young woman, which is … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Yellow Winged Eggdropper Stork Of Potawango Island
A Big Day At The Flea Circus
...I love the tiny elephants. The Doclopedia #914 The Alphabet: D Is For... Dream Gun: When the masked crimefighter known as Brother Night went out in the evening to hunt bad guys, his favored weapon was the Dream Gun. Many an evildoer was sent into a blissful dream state after being shot by it, only … Continue reading A Big Day At The Flea Circus
Worm Salad On A Stick
...yum yum Hot Stuff, with Lobster Sauce 1: My last dream before waking up involved erupting volcanoes, tropical islands, gospel singing fish, stupid humans and an escape plane that started to come apart over the mainland. Pretty normal, by my standards. 2: My plan for the "Hogwarts" RPG series that should start the end of … Continue reading Worm Salad On A Stick
The Rare And Beautiful Bug Eyed Mouse Ferret Of Potawango Island
...they're tiny, but creepy looking These Dreams Go On When I Close My Eyes A pox upon all alarm clocks, I say! Three times this week, that infernal device has awakened me from a great dream. The first time, I was dreaming about having hot jungle monkey sex with Alyssa Milano. The second dream, the … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Bug Eyed Mouse Ferret Of Potawango Island
Good Treats, Starring Altoon Brownie
...I actually used that in a TOON game So I had this dream... I'm sitting in a diner, eating these delicious pancakes that have a layer of dark chocolate inside them. They were light and fluffy and hot and buttery and DE-FUCKING-LISH. My dining partners were Barack Obama and Boris Karloff. Boris was regaling Mr. … Continue reading Good Treats, Starring Altoon Brownie
The Society For The Preservation Of Old Preservation Societies
...because if we don't, who will? A Piece Of My Dreams Ok, so last night, I had a very clear and not too screwy dream. I can still remember 90% of it, hours after waking up. Co-starring in this dream were... My wife, Grace Robin D. Laws Patrick Stewart Spike Y Jones Bette Davis My … Continue reading The Society For The Preservation Of Old Preservation Societies
The Rare And Beautiful Yellow Crested Horny Moose Of Potawango Island
...under no circumstances must you bend over if horny moose are about (not applicable to Canadians) I just posted this on RPGnet... Originally Posted by Lazarus: That said... the Savage World of Alton Brown. Hmmm...that one could work... Alton roams the country on his big bad motorcycle...accompanied by the American Iron Chefs...backed up by various … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Yellow Crested Horny Moose Of Potawango Island
Chocolate Dogs, Ice Cream Cats, Cheescake Mice
...all just waiting for hungry humans I had a dream last night, the subject being one of the 4-5 recurring dream plots I've had for most of my life: going somewhere in a motor vehicle. The vehicle in question was a huge tour bus sized RV that had the TARDISlike quality of being much larger … Continue reading Chocolate Dogs, Ice Cream Cats, Cheescake Mice
The Adventure Of The Grubby Gardener
...as reported by John H. Watson, MD Yesterday's excursion in the garden was satisfying...if, by "satisfying" we mean exhausting, filthy, hot, sweaty and punctuated by neighbors taking their children indoors when I would cry out "Die, weeds! Die die die! Hahahahahahaha!" All of which helps explain why we had breakfast sandwiches for dinner, rather than … Continue reading The Adventure Of The Grubby Gardener
Desperately Seeking Sauron
...not starring Madonna More Stuff 1: I have tiny little squashes on all of my squash vines! 2: I have my first teeny little tomatoes! 3: Just saw the newest trailer for "The Dark Knight". My inner fanboy wet himself. 4: Although I know it is a financial impossibility this year, I REALLY want to … Continue reading Desperately Seeking Sauron
Sneaking Up On The Queen Of Clowns
...so you can beep her nose Dreamtime Doc Holy crap, did I ever have a goofy dream last night. It started out with me riding across Monument Valley, Utah, with a group of cowboys/outlaws. We were riding hard and there was gunfire. One of the cowboys was Gary Cooper and another was my Uncle Robert … Continue reading Sneaking Up On The Queen Of Clowns
The Second To Last Supper
...when Jesus ate the last biscuit, Paul drank one to many martinis and Judas stiffed the waiter These dreams... So, last night I had a dream that I was driving along a highway way up on the Sierras. The only passenger in the car was Daisy and she was about twice her normal size. She … Continue reading The Second To Last Supper
Wandering In The Dreamhills
...with Tom Waits and Mark Twain, no less Yeah, that above is from a totally cool dream I had last night. It also featured: a nubile young lass, very small towns from my youth that no longer resemble small towns, a big ol' friendly black Lab named Pete, a '57 Chevy pickup and my mom … Continue reading Wandering In The Dreamhills
Dancing On An Event Horizon
...forever Stuff, darn ya, stuff 1: Grace got the most recent of the Dresden Files novels, Proven Guilty, from the library and I'm reading it. Looks to be another great yarn, from what I've seen so far. 2: I had one of my very rare (as in one every 6-7 years) nightmares last night. This … Continue reading Dancing On An Event Horizon
Smuggling Jugglers
...it just sounded neat I don't think I've ever written about my dreams here on LJ, but last night's dreamathon was a doozy. First, I was dreaming that I was hunting a killer ape creature in the swamps of Louisiana. At one point, the big fucker attacked me and I speared him with this high … Continue reading Smuggling Jugglers