The Stupidly Funny, Yet Also Quite Uplifting, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Completely Crazy Cats

...featuring her wacky pal, Vividly Blue Benny Amnesia & Magic Part Twelve Ok, Ok, I'm waking up here. Stupid damned alarm clock! I'm not even fully awake yet and I slip the ring on my finger. I feel a momentary tingle all over, but other than that, nothing happens. The dream, or whatever it was, … Continue reading The Stupidly Funny, Yet Also Quite Uplifting, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Completely Crazy Cats

The Rare And Beautiful Yellow Winged Eggdropper Stork Of Potawango Island

...the drop eggs on other creatures just for the hell of it.   Amnesia & Magic Part Eleven After a few seconds, I recognize who it is: my grandmother, Fawn. Well, actually, I only recognize her because I've seen old paintings and a couple of old photographs of her as a young woman, which is … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Yellow Winged Eggdropper Stork Of Potawango Island

The Rare And Beautiful Bug Eyed Mouse Ferret Of Potawango Island

...they're tiny, but creepy looking These Dreams Go On When I Close My Eyes A pox upon all alarm clocks, I say! Three times this week, that infernal device has awakened me from a great dream. The first time, I was dreaming about having hot jungle monkey sex with Alyssa Milano. The second dream, the … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Bug Eyed Mouse Ferret Of Potawango Island

The Rare And Beautiful Yellow Crested Horny Moose Of Potawango Island

...under no circumstances must you bend over if horny moose are about (not applicable to Canadians) I just posted this on RPGnet... Originally Posted by Lazarus: That said... the Savage World of Alton Brown. Hmmm...that one could work... Alton roams the country on his big bad motorcycle...accompanied by the American Iron Chefs...backed up by various … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Yellow Crested Horny Moose Of Potawango Island

The Adventure Of The Grubby Gardener

...as reported by John H. Watson, MD Yesterday's excursion in the garden was satisfying...if, by "satisfying" we mean exhausting, filthy, hot, sweaty and punctuated by neighbors taking their children indoors when I would cry out "Die, weeds! Die die die! Hahahahahahaha!" All of which helps explain why we had breakfast sandwiches for dinner, rather than … Continue reading The Adventure Of The Grubby Gardener