Dandelion Whine

…it’s very annoying
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The Doclopedia #1,736

Enchanted Household Items: Instant Boil Pot

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This handy 2 quart pot is both stylish and pours out boiling water even if filled with ice a few seconds earlier. Despite pouring out water at a high temperature, the outside of the pot remains very cool. As part of the enchantment, the kettle will remind you when it needs refilling.

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The Doclopedia #1,737

Enchanted Household Items: Sock Duplicating Box

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One of the most useful of all household items, this box is also the best selling of all time. Simply place all those lone socks you keep finding into the box, close the lid, count to 10 and when you open it up, all of the socks now have a matching mate. As an added bonus, it works with gloves and mittens, too!

All You Can Eat For 50 Cents!

…two spoonfuls is all you can eat
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The Doclopedia #1,734

Enchanted Household Items: Garbage Can Of Holding

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As you may have guessed, this looks like an ordinary 50 gallon garbage can, but it holds a whole lot more. Six times more, to be exact. Of course, you will need to warn your garbage collectors that you are using it, but then again, they’ll only have to deal with it every 6 weeks.

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The Doclopedia #1,735

Enchanted Household Items: The Dust Bunny

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Just what every home needs! When activated, this ghostly looking bunny will rapidly run and hop around your home, dusting things off as it goes. In a short time, your whole house will be dust free. Very large houses or castles may want to have several dust bunnies.
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The Night It Rained Purple Paint

…we were 25 miles away and have witnesses
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The Doclopedia #1,732

Enchanted Household Items: The Stirring Spoon

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This medium to large sized spoon can be made of a variety of materials, but is most often wooden or steel. It has the simple enchantment of being able to stir whatever it is placed into at the pace the used sets. It can also do a folding stir, for things that require that. The spoon will operate as long as the user is within 60 feet of it.
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The Doclopedia #1,733

Enchanted Household Items: Pet Hair Globe

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Made of a mix of silver and gold, these globes come in sets of three. About the size of a tennis ball, they will roll about under their own power collecting any pet hair they encounter. The balls can roll up walls or the sides of furniture. The pet hair is stored inside each ball and the ball signals it is full with a gentle squeaking. To empty them, just take them outside and say “Empty now!” three times.

Mr. Porkwaffle Creates Art

…quite by accident

 

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!

 

As a gift to all you mothers out there, here are TWO Doclopedia entries!

 

 

The Doclopedia #1,340

Enchanted Household Items: Recliner Of Astral Travel


You remember how Doctor Strange can cause his astral form to leave his physical body and move around all over, including through solid objects? Well, this enchanted recliner will let you do the same thing. Just recline it all the way back, say the magical phrase that triggers it and you are out of your body and into the astral plane. You can fly around at ridiculously high speeds and pass through any solid object that is not enchanted against astral beings.

Please remember that if you stay on the astral plane for more than a couple of hours, returning to your body might be a bit difficult. You should also be aware that there are many creatures that live on the astral plane that would enjoy killing you and eating you. Try to avoid them.

 

The Doclopedia #1,341

Enchanted Household Items: Toilet Plunger Of Energy Draining

If you are being attacked, grab this plunger and press it against your attacker! Each time you do that, it will steal 25% of his/her energy. After 4 attacks, they fall down exhausted and will sleep at least 2 hours.

The plunger is only half as effective on the undead, but twice as effective on energy based creatures and robotic lifeforms. Effectiveness versus aliens is all over the map, so be careful.

Can also be used to unclog a toilet.

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Spanky The Wonder Squirrel

…don’t ask how he got his nickname.

 

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A Note From Your Humble Narrator

 

As you might have noticed, posts to this blog have been rather scarce these last couple of months. That’s because my shitty day job, for which I have to wake up at 4 in the morning to be at work by 6 for, has really been grinding me down. I have hardly any energy to do the more important things in life, let alone write.

I will try to increase my blogging output, but I can’t promise anything. Anyway, thank you all for your patience.

 

Doc

 

The Doclopedia #1,339

Enchanted Household Items: Doormat Of Truth


Any intelligent creature that stands on this doormat will tell the truth as long as they remain on it. This works for any intelligent creature, including aliens and the undead. Better yet, they will not even think that they shouldn’t be telling you the truth. It will just seen like the proper thing to do.

This item looks like an ordinary doormat made from recycled tire rubber. It says “Welcome” and has a butterfly and a canary painted on it. It shows very little wear.