…civil wars are the worst
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The Doclopedia #1,672
Random Character Creation (Horror): What Do You Do?
1: I’m a truck driver
2: I’m a geologist
3: I’m a department store clerk
4: I’m a soldier
5: I’m a college student
6: I’m an accountant
7: I’m a farmer
8: I’m a pilot
9: I’m a auto mechanic
10: I’m a theoretical physicist
11: I’m a police officer
12: I’m an actor
13: I’m a doctor
14: I’m an antique dealer
15: I’m a sailor
16: I’m a housewife
17: I’m a biologist
18: I’m a nun
19: I’m a welder
20: I’m a jewel thief
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The Doclopedia #1,673
Random Character Creation (Horror): Who Do you Know?
1: Senator Radley
2: Professor Karloff
3: Agent Gold
4: Ram Singh
5: Donna Sanderson
6: “Icepick Nick” Falloni
7: Captain Eastwood
8: Mrs. Perkins
9: Professor Lorre
10: Helena Ospensky
11: Luke Taylor
12: Sir Gerard Kingsley
13: Danny the Duke
14: Misty Carlyle
15: Yen Sing
16: Inspector Menard
17: Tammy Lomax
18: Goodman Okula
19: The Queen
20: Max Lebowski
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The Doclopedia #1,671
Random Character Creation (Horror): What Do You Have On You?
1: pocket knife, keys, letter from Professor Holman, my lucky dime
2: hip flask of rum, $200.00, really old ring, handkerchief, pistol
3: hunting knife, picture of something strange, candy bar, camera
4: car keys, Dr. Parks hat, magnifying glass, whistle, dog treats
5: holy relic, shotgun, bubble gum, make up case, ham sandwich
6: hammer, pliers, book of poetry, a black diamond, $5.00 in change
7: Ancient scroll, vial of liquid, letter from Desmond, box of donuts
8: extra pair of shoes, dagger, bag of potatoes, $18.35, airship ticket
9: 100′ of manila rope, very strange figurine, pocket knife, cheese
10: .38 pistol, brass knuckles, Book of the Awakened, cigar, lighter
11: mummified hand, bottle of strange liquid, pair of socks, gloves
12: thieves tools, $73.00, Egyptian amulet, wool hat, bag of candy
13: small box of soil, 3 apples, bottle of beer, green bandana, gum
14: gold coin, katana, pine cone, picture of a strange cat, small sack
15: bottle of wine, old book written in Persian, candle, hacksaw
16: Book of the Vampire, silver hammer, fox fur, small cheese pizza
17: tommy gun, head in a jar, eyeglasses, vial of mercury, large sack
18: Jar of honey, 6 pearls, shark’s teeth, top hat, .44 automatic
19: stink bomb, Eye of Horus, roast beef on rye, live snake, 2 rocks
20: expensive perfume, Book of the Strange, crayons, brick, roses
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