Never Hide A Duck In Your Pants

...nobody will end up happy about it The FINAL entry for this version of The Alphabet. Christ, that took way too long. The Doclopedia #1,369 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “Z” Z is for: Zenobia N'Golo Zenobia is an artist who specializes in depicting the neo-rural lifestyle of Gardener Dome. Although she primarily paints using … Continue reading Never Hide A Duck In Your Pants

Module 1-Y: The Haunted Dungeon Of The Fart Demons

...EWWWWW, demon farts!   The second to last entry for Gardener Dome...FINALLY! The Doclopedia #1,368 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “Y” Y is for: Yolanda Winkleton Yolanda is the Tourist Service Answer Woman in Gardener Dome. The dome gets several thousand tourists a year and Yolanda is ready to answer their questions and help them … Continue reading Module 1-Y: The Haunted Dungeon Of The Fart Demons

The Really Rather Silly, But Also Strangely Erotic, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Panda Of Love

...co-starring her wacky pal, Emma Goosemeyer   I am SO sorry for not keeping this blog updated as often as I should. Life has been throwing me curves for quite a while and this has impacted damn near everything I do. I'll try to be more regular on here. BIG SHOUTOUT TO MY NEWEST PATREON … Continue reading The Really Rather Silly, But Also Strangely Erotic, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Panda Of Love

The Rare and Beautiful Short Branched Itchy Tree Of Potawango Island

...do NOT climb one while you are naked   The Doclopedia #1,369 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “T” T is for Tatyana Lewis Out near the Western Rim of Gardener Dome, you'll find the T. Lewis Goose Ranch. Tatyana and her husband, Ted, raise 6 breeds of geese here. They sell eggs and meat, but … Continue reading The Rare and Beautiful Short Branched Itchy Tree Of Potawango Island

The Action Packed, But Also Very Touching, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Saucer Men From Neptune

...co-starring her hated enemy, Lemony Fresh Luella Big Shout out to my Patreon Backers! Thank you!   The Doclopedia #1,368 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “S” S is for: Sam 15 Sam 15 is the operator of the Gardner Dome Gaming Pub. The Pub is a popular place and has every type of game from … Continue reading The Action Packed, But Also Very Touching, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Saucer Men From Neptune

The Chocolatey Delicious, But Also Extremely Spicy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Playful Platypus

...featuring her new pal, Calvin the Cockatoo The Doclopedia #1,364 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “L” L is for: Lily Watkins Lily is the owner of Watkins Aquaculture, an eight story tall tower farm just east of town. Lily and her wife Gail raise 6 species of fish, two species of shrimp. crayfish, oysters and … Continue reading The Chocolatey Delicious, But Also Extremely Spicy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Playful Platypus

Chapter 28: In Which Our Hero, Having Recently Been Robbed By A Masked Spaniard, Makes Friends With An Otter

...and plots his revenge   The Doclopedia #1,362 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “J” J is for: Javier O'Toole Javier is a fairly recent immigrant to Mars, having arrived with his new bride ten years ago. He came to Gardener Dome specifically to take over running his uncle's avocado farm in Tower Farm 12. Since … Continue reading Chapter 28: In Which Our Hero, Having Recently Been Robbed By A Masked Spaniard, Makes Friends With An Otter

It’s All Fun And Games Until You Spill Hot Pepper Juice On Your Crotch

...you will speak in tongues   The Doclopedia #1,358 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “F” F is for: Freddy Freddy is a chimera, part human, part chimpanzee. In Gardener Dome, he is part of the Dome Maintenance Unit. If you see a big hairy guy on one of the dome access catwalks, it is most … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until You Spill Hot Pepper Juice On Your Crotch

The Rare And Beautiful Drunken Red Llama Of Potawango Island

...they get hammered by eating fermented melons Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross   The Doclopedia #1,355 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “C” C is for: Charlie 3 Charlie 3 is main transport bus in Gardener dome. His route is often just around town, but can go out into the farming areas if needed. Charlie … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Drunken Red Llama Of Potawango Island