Never Hide A Duck In Your Pants

...nobody will end up happy about it The FINAL entry for this version of The Alphabet. Christ, that took way too long. The Doclopedia #1,369 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “Z” Z is for: Zenobia N'Golo Zenobia is an artist who specializes in depicting the neo-rural lifestyle of Gardener Dome. Although she primarily paints using …

Module 1-Y: The Haunted Dungeon Of The Fart Demons

...EWWWWW, demon farts!   The second to last entry for Gardener Dome...FINALLY! The Doclopedia #1,368 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “Y” Y is for: Yolanda Winkleton Yolanda is the Tourist Service Answer Woman in Gardener Dome. The dome gets several thousand tourists a year and Yolanda is ready to answer their questions and help them …

Unhappy Curlews Annoyed My Otters

...they should cheer the hell up The Doclopedia #1,370 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “X” X is for: Xakry 70 years ago, when scientists started developing Smart Animals and New Humans and other genetic creations, they accidentally created a few Mutants. Yes, just like in the comics. Humans with strange powers. Xakry is one of …

The Really Rather Silly, But Also Strangely Erotic, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Panda Of Love

...co-starring her wacky pal, Emma Goosemeyer   I am SO sorry for not keeping this blog updated as often as I should. Life has been throwing me curves for quite a while and this has impacted damn near everything I do. I'll try to be more regular on here. BIG SHOUTOUT TO MY NEWEST PATREON …

Rocky Road High School

...was that a Ramones song? The Doclopedia #1,370 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “U” U is for: Uma Pool Uma and her sister, Deb have a 9 story tower farm in the south area. They raise a wide variety of melons and squash, mostly for the seeds, which they sell to various other farmers planetwide. …

The Rare and Beautiful Short Branched Itchy Tree Of Potawango Island

...do NOT climb one while you are naked   The Doclopedia #1,369 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “T” T is for Tatyana Lewis Out near the Western Rim of Gardener Dome, you'll find the T. Lewis Goose Ranch. Tatyana and her husband, Ted, raise 6 breeds of geese here. They sell eggs and meat, but …

The Action Packed, But Also Very Touching, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Saucer Men From Neptune

...co-starring her hated enemy, Lemony Fresh Luella Big Shout out to my Patreon Backers! Thank you!   The Doclopedia #1,368 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “S” S is for: Sam 15 Sam 15 is the operator of the Gardner Dome Gaming Pub. The Pub is a popular place and has every type of game from …

Handsome Joe Goes Up In A Balloon

...and a happy adventure ensues   The Doclopedia #1,370 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “R” R is for Rabbit Vanetti First off, yes, his first name really is Rabbit. It's a long story. Secondly, he is the main representative of the World Government of Mars in Gardener Dome. Third, he is also a farmer. Rabbit …

The Red Dog Loves Her Bunny

...and her bunny loves her back   The Doclopedia #1,369 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “Q” Q is for: Quinksy Martha “Quinksy” Quinkmiller is the owner of the “Restful Refuge” bed & breakfast in Gardener Dome. Her establishment is very popular with tourists who enjoy an old fashioned cottage atmosphere. Quinksy has three small cottages …

Title Under Construction

...thank you for your patience The Doclopedia #1,368 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “P” P is for: Penny West Penny is an artist and her medium of choice is yarn that she spins from the wool of her own sheep. She knits the yarn into blankets, hats, sweaters and many other things. Sometimes she just …

The Five Things You Must Never Do To An Elephant

...#1: Tell him hippos are cuter.   TWO Doclopedia entries today, folks! The Doclopedia #1,366 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “N” N is for: Nem Radlofsky Nemmo Radlofsky has the job of running the power plant for Gardener Dome. While most of the power comes from the huge solar array next to the dome, there …

Module J-2: Lost In The Forest Of Trolls

...not a reference to Twitter The Doclopedia #1,365 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “M” M is for: Moko Timi One of several Smart Animals in Gardener Dome, Moko is a lowland gorilla and a teacher at Midtown Day School. She is a graduate of the University of Mars Wells Dome Complex, with a Masters degree …

The Chocolatey Delicious, But Also Extremely Spicy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Playful Platypus

...featuring her new pal, Calvin the Cockatoo The Doclopedia #1,364 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “L” L is for: Lily Watkins Lily is the owner of Watkins Aquaculture, an eight story tall tower farm just east of town. Lily and her wife Gail raise 6 species of fish, two species of shrimp. crayfish, oysters and …

Doc Tempest And The Earthquake Master

...from the May 1939 issue The Doclopedia #1,363 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “K” K is for: Kong Kong is the main HarvestBot in the dome. His name is derived from the fact that he was built by the King Robotics Plant in Helium Dome. He is fine with the name. Like most HarvestBots, Kong …

Chapter 28: In Which Our Hero, Having Recently Been Robbed By A Masked Spaniard, Makes Friends With An Otter

...and plots his revenge   The Doclopedia #1,362 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “J” J is for: Javier O'Toole Javier is a fairly recent immigrant to Mars, having arrived with his new bride ten years ago. He came to Gardener Dome specifically to take over running his uncle's avocado farm in Tower Farm 12. Since …

The Second To Last Jedi

...he retired early and didn't get killed   The Doclopedia #1,361 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “I” I is for: Iggy Pup There are 5,643 Smart Dogs on Mars. Iggy is one of them. He is known around the dome as both a reliable businessdog and an irrepressible goofball. The business Iggy is in is …

Here Comes Pam, The Talking Vacuum Cleaner!

...dogs & cats are terrified of her The Doclopedia #1,360 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “H” H is for: Hespy Mikks Hespy (real name Hesperidia) is a native of Gardener Dome, having been born there 16 years ago. She lives with her parents and two younger brothers in Tower Farm 7 on the south side …

Mexican Jenny Had A Way With Cats

...none of them ever tried to kill her The Doclopedia #1,359 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “G” G is for: Gilbert Gardener Gil, as everyone calls him, is the founder of Gardener Dome. He is also the oldest person in the dome at age 90. Everyone like him and he is very proud of the …

It’s All Fun And Games Until You Spill Hot Pepper Juice On Your Crotch

...you will speak in tongues   The Doclopedia #1,358 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “F” F is for: Freddy Freddy is a chimera, part human, part chimpanzee. In Gardener Dome, he is part of the Dome Maintenance Unit. If you see a big hairy guy on one of the dome access catwalks, it is most …

Mr. Fishy Fish Makes A Very Bad Decision

...he jumped out of the fish bowl and it was fatal The Doclopedia #1,357 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “E” E is for: Emily Salonga Emily,“Emmy” to her friends, is the owner and head baker at “Third Street Bakery” in downtown Gardener. She has owned and run the shop with her husband Eddie for the …

200 Angry Pigeons

...I still can't talk about it   The Doclopedia #1,356 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “D” D is for: Dave Foster Dave is the owner and main on air personality on M-164, the Gardener Dome radio station. He does the news and plays music 8 hours a day. He also hosts a call in show …

The Rare And Beautiful Drunken Red Llama Of Potawango Island

...they get hammered by eating fermented melons Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross   The Doclopedia #1,355 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “C” C is for: Charlie 3 Charlie 3 is main transport bus in Gardener dome. His route is often just around town, but can go out into the farming areas if needed. Charlie …