I Used To Be Like That But Now I’m Like This.

...and not dead. . . My body is fighting off two different infections, so there won't be a new Doclopedia post. Instead, here is the post from this date 10 years ago. . . Uncle Doc’s Gardening Tips 1: PLANT A VEGGIE GARDEN! In these tough economic times, why the hell are you paying $3.00 … Continue reading I Used To Be Like That But Now I’m Like This.

Liquid Metal Laser Cats

...because regular Laser Cats aren't strange enough The Doclopedia #982  It Came From The Garden!: Garfoon, The Living Bean Vine      Genre: Science Fiction, Humor For three million years, the tiny meteorite that held the consciousness of Garfoon, Master of Worlds, lay just a few inches under the soil that would one day become Herbie Foble's … Continue reading Liquid Metal Laser Cats

Crazed Ichthyosaurs Terrorized My Sea Hares With Spotted Spurge

...I'll wait while you google it Chapter 777: In Which Your Humble Narrator Hits The Wall Those of you who read my fiction blog will have noticed that I haven't posted anything there for several days. On Facebook, my comments and posts have slowed to a trickle. It's been three days since I did any … Continue reading Crazed Ichthyosaurs Terrorized My Sea Hares With Spotted Spurge

The Place Where Kittens Have Tentacles And Ducklings Eat Your Eyes

...EWWWWWWW! Stuff On A Sunday Morning 1: When I announced the upcoming RPG related website, I forgot to mention that everything I'll be putting up there will be system free. That's right, folks, no system mechanics to be found on any of it. No D&D of any flavor...no GURPS...no HERO...no any rules systems. Just delicious … Continue reading The Place Where Kittens Have Tentacles And Ducklings Eat Your Eyes

The 5 Blue Budgies Start The League Of Extraordinary Avians

...with the aid of Sherlock Hornbill, Crownacki the Ghost Finder and a teenage Duck Savage STUFF 1: The most recent recent poll will close tonight after I get home from work. One question is tied right now, so if you haven't voted, now's yer chance, pilgrim. 2: Somewhere between tonight and Friday night, I'll be … Continue reading The 5 Blue Budgies Start The League Of Extraordinary Avians

Chapter 53: In Which Our Hero Escapes Certain Death, Tickles A Camel And Gives A Cat A Fish

...a mackerel, it was Uncle Doc's Gardening Tips 1: PLANT A VEGGIE GARDEN! In these tough economic times, why the hell are you paying $3.00 for a tomato? All the cool kids are starting Victory Gardens and you should, too! Yes, you do have room! Many veggies grow very well in pots or hanging planters. … Continue reading Chapter 53: In Which Our Hero Escapes Certain Death, Tickles A Camel And Gives A Cat A Fish

Chapter 432: In Which Our Hero Wrestles The Devil, Greases A Pig And Rescues Young Lucy From Ninjas

...all while avoiding the evil duke's men Great Gobs O' Stuff Happy Birthday to robin_d_laws, who is, I assure you, as fine a fellow as you'll ever meet and one of the best game designers in the history of the art form. The Second Village Poll is closed and megdeon and boundfate missed Last Call. … Continue reading Chapter 432: In Which Our Hero Wrestles The Devil, Greases A Pig And Rescues Young Lucy From Ninjas

The Adventure Of The Grubby Gardener

...as reported by John H. Watson, MD Yesterday's excursion in the garden was satisfying...if, by "satisfying" we mean exhausting, filthy, hot, sweaty and punctuated by neighbors taking their children indoors when I would cry out "Die, weeds! Die die die! Hahahahahahaha!" All of which helps explain why we had breakfast sandwiches for dinner, rather than … Continue reading The Adventure Of The Grubby Gardener