Doc Tempest VS The Batman

…from the January 1970 issue

Here, my friends, for your possible amusement, are the complete lyrics to the “Food For Dogs” song that I sing to The Girls every time I feed them.

Food For Dogs (words and music by Doc Cross)

(spoken dramatically) “Who wants FOOOOOOOOD FOOOORRRRR DOOOOOGGGGSSSSSS?”

“It’s food for dogs!”
“Not hogs”
“or frogs”
“on logs!”
“It’s food for dog-dog-dogga-dog-dogs”
“Dog-dog-dogga-dogga-dogs-dogs”
“Dog-dog-dogga-dogga-dog-dog-dogs!”

“It’s food for Daisy”
“Who isn’t crazy!”
“It’s food for Winker”
“My little stinker!”

“It’s food for dog-dog-dog-dog-DOGS!”
“It’s FOOD FOR DOGS!”

Note: The last line is sung in a very low bass.

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