How To Deal With Naughty Aliens

...beat the shit out of them! . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,178 Hot Spots: Mount Tromagor . Located in the northwestern corner of Driamus, Mount Tromagor is a 13,000 foot tall volcano covered in gas vents, geysers, mud pots and several small flows of fast moving lava. Every hundred yearsor so, it erupts, … Continue reading How To Deal With Naughty Aliens

Module R-9:The Iron Castle Of The Vampire Queen

...for characters of level 9 or higher . CritterCon 12 . Trip Day Eleven: In Which We Finally Return To Hogar Dulce Hogar . Well, folks, we got home around 11:45. mostly thanks to an airspeed of 225 mph. It's good to be home. The kids have invited over about 40 of their school chums … Continue reading Module R-9:The Iron Castle Of The Vampire Queen

Chapter 415: In Which Our Hero, Temporarily Bereft Of Funds And In Debt At A Brothel, Robs A French Prince While Dressed As A Strumpet

...BEFORE any business could take place . . CritterCon 12 . Trip Day Six (Con Day 1): In Which Games Are Played, Panels Are Participated In, Food Is Eaten, And Werewolves Are Not Found In London . As I often do when reporting on cons, I will be giving the quick and dirty version of … Continue reading Chapter 415: In Which Our Hero, Temporarily Bereft Of Funds And In Debt At A Brothel, Robs A French Prince While Dressed As A Strumpet

Dr. Silkmelon And Mr. Porkwaffle Observe A Disturbance In The Forest

...caused by a very large moose CritterCon 12 Trip Day Five: In Which We Arrive In Critter City, Have A Good Cry, And Gather Together Our Extended Family NOTE: You have probably wondered where the critter commentary is this year. Truth is, they all decided to just comment once we got to the con, so … Continue reading Dr. Silkmelon And Mr. Porkwaffle Observe A Disturbance In The Forest

Dogs Riding Motorcycles, Cats Driving Sports Cars, Mice In Pickup Trucks

...Vrooom!     CritterCon 12 Trip Day Three: In Which Our Merry Band Of Adventurers Deal With Assorted Invasions And A Flea Market Of Unusual Size. For our third day, we woke up in Pagosa Springs, Colorado, several hundred miles east of where we went to bed in Kanab. Apparently, somebody who was not me … Continue reading Dogs Riding Motorcycles, Cats Driving Sports Cars, Mice In Pickup Trucks

The Rare And Beautiful 15 Toed Melon Eating Ape Of Potawango Island

...they do love their melons.     CritterCon 12 Intro: Friday, August 9th, 5:30 PM Note: Sadly, we are making this year's trip without Silky, Daisy & Max, who passed away in November (Silky) and at the end of June (Daisy & Max). We miss them terribly and this trip report is dedicated to them. … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful 15 Toed Melon Eating Ape Of Potawango Island

Doctor Silkmelon And Mister Porkwaffle Attend A Dance

...nothing at all like hilarity ensued CritterCon 11 Trip Day Six/Con Day 0 (By Silky) Hello everyone! It has been a fairly busy day, so let's dive right into our recap. Our first and only stop was at The World Famous Monster Cars Of Texas. This place has 205 cars, pickups, big rigs and motorcycles … Continue reading Doctor Silkmelon And Mister Porkwaffle Attend A Dance